[Action Spam RL with Michael]

[tyki_tock]

[Ho hum, bored as hell]

Oh love~ [Slides arms around his waifu from behind and leans his chin on his blue hair] We haven't gone out on a date in a while. What do you say?

Comments

[bare_my_fangs]

[And suddenly, Tyki.]

[Rests his hands over his husband's and leans back.] Mmm? What did you have in mind?

[tyki_tock]

[Purring] I was thinking of a little game. Is there anything in the pipeline, on Rufus' servers? Anyone we might be able to play with?

[bare_my_fangs]

[Grins.] Fuck yes. I fucking love your games, babe. [Smirking] And lucky for us, it turns out Shinra's been having problems with some smugglers in Junon.

[Head tilted back, looking at Tyki peripherally.] Does that work?

[tyki_tock]

[Evil smirk, just what he was hoping for] Sounds perfect.

[Slides his hands down Michael's chest] How about a little competition? The most creative one wins~

[bare_my_fangs]

[Smirking. It never failed; Tyki always had the best games.] Oh? You want to get beaten that badly again? Fine by me.

[Sideways glare.] But I swear, if you cheat again, I'm gonna find a way to kick you in the goddamn balls.

[tyki_tock]

[Snorts, releasing Michael so they can go] Oh I don't think I'm going to be the one to lose.

[Looks innocent] Me? Cheat? How could I cheat in a game like this?

[bare_my_fangs]

[Glower.] You'll find a way. You always do.

[Calling over his shoulder as he enters their bedroom to collect his weapons.] That's the only way you'd ever be able to beat me, babe.

[Returns, strapping in his last knife.] [Cocky grin.] Ready?

[tyki_tock]

You wound me, darling!

[Tyki just waits. He doesn't actually need any weapons, but he does find it sexy to see Michael strapping on the knives - it's like a game of hide and seek to try to find them all]

Ready~

[Catches Michael's hand and they head off to catch an airship to Junon]

[bare_my_fangs]

[Steps off the airship in Junon.] About fucking time. [Scowls.] If we were on there any longer I would have stabbed that ugly bitch who kept on flirting with you.

[tyki_tock]

[Catches Michael around the waist and gives him a deep kiss] Jealous, love? You want me all to yourself?

[Their feet leave the ground and they set out for the edge of the city. The smugglers are headquartered in the lower city of Junon]

[bare_my_fangs]

[Returns the kiss, hands fisted in his shirt, pressing in close. Tyki distracts him far too easily.] If I'm gonna share you, it won't be with that piece of shit.

[Holds on, somewhat used to the flying] [Fingers tapping the knife strapped to his thigh in anticipation.]

[tyki_tock]

[Is very good at being distracting, muahaha]

I don't know, she wasn't that ugly. [Teasing] Maybe you're just upset because she wasn't flirting with you.

[Sinks down and lands on the beach, heading for the warehouse where their prey quarry prey is holed up]

[bare_my_fangs]

[Raises an eyebrow at Tyki as they land.] Really. Then you can go and fuck her while I go have some fun. Hope her fucking monobrow is worth it, asshole.

[Makes his way over to the warehouse.]

[tyki_tock]

[Laughing and walking with his husband easily] Don't be sore~ I'll make you properly sore later.

[They reach the warehouse, and Tyki reaches out to the door, then pauses.] Ready? [Evil grin]

[bare_my_fangs]

[Sideways glance.] You have a shit sense of humour, you know that? [Wry smile] So you'd better make it up to me later.

[Outside the warehouse, he reaches down, hand resting on his knife hilt.] [Grins in return] Always. And remember: you better not fucking cheat.

[tyki_tock]

[Smug] You love my sense of humour.

[He steals a kiss, then draws back. A white ball of pure energy forms in his palm and he lobs it at the heavy - locked - warehouse door. It explodes inwards, showering the men inside and their illegal wares with molten metal.]

I'll nab the ones running out the back! See you in the middle, dear one. [He flies up and over the warehouse in a cloud of teases]