You can all blame
alice_curiouser for this XD
Genesis 1
1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez & wus dark & scary & stufs, & he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. & Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and & light wuz.
4. & Ceiling Cat sawed teh light, to sees stufs, & speraratered the light form dark & stufs
5. & Ceiling Cat sayed light Day & dark no Day. Teh evning & morning was teh first day.
CONVERT!! You know you want to