Femslash

[tygati]

Oh. My. God. >.> Remember when I was going all slack-jawed over the lesbian overtones in the Barbie Fairytopia movies? Yeah, well, I put on Barbie in the Nutcracker (don't laugh, it's cute) and the whole intro opening scene has two little chibi fairies making eyes at each other, and then the aunt? lady arrives and is all cozy with Barbie/Clara and

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[mechante_fille]

Heh-heh. I'm surprised one of those church groups isn't boycotting it like Disney films. ^_^

[avalon13]

but it's barbie. Barbie is good. Barbie is wholesome. Barbie is christian.

[the_rue_morgue]

Barbie is the American dream. *snorts*

Therefore she must be good and right.

[tygati]

And apparently a lesbian. >.>; That's one way to encourage kids not to get pregnant...

[the_rue_morgue]

Natural birth control?

[tygati]

Something like that... ^^;

[avalon13]

your forgot the most important bit, Barbie is blond. But I suppose it's progress. Soon there'll be lesbian Barbie! Comes with protest sign and rainbow shirt! Lesbian partner sold separately.

[the_rue_morgue]

Oh, oh! And for an additional price you can buy a chapel for their gay wedding. Cause this is Barbie, and she can be married to her Lesbian partner if she (if Mattel?) says so.

[the_rue_morgue]

(That sounded like I'm against gay marriage, I think (or it could be twisted that way), I'm not, woot, all for it XD)

[avalon13]

guests and Rosie o'donnell sold separately.

[the_rue_morgue]

Now Ken needs a boyfriend.

[avalon13]

...you are doing awful things to my brain.

[the_rue_morgue]

Maybe he can date the priest.

[tygati]

Or Blair or Blain or whatever the name of that new guy doll is. ^.^

[the_rue_morgue]

He works too. Mattel is now a gay conspiracy.

[avalon13]

I now have a newfound respect for them.