BIRD, WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE. YOU DON'T NEED HOUSES, YOU ARE A BIRD.
Mom and I came back from a walk with Patches, and noticed a noise coming from above the entrance of the door.
To our suprise it was a bird, we deducted it to have come in from the glass door we left open prior to our walk.
I asked my mom, "LET'S HIT IT WITH A ROPE!" and she was like, "NO, I'M CALLING TO GET AN APPLE PICKER."
I managed to scare it into the third room using the bowl with the leftover Halloween candy. DAMNKIDS
It flew everywhere... And then I realized the ceiling fan was left on because...
SUDDENLY, FEATHERS.
THOUSANDS OF THEM.
Luckily it lived, as mom and I let it out the front door. It even flew away~
In other news... OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT NaNo! I NEED TO START ON THAT.