Hey hey hey hey! You're not the prettiest girl in town!

Mar 30, 2007 10:29

Because I probably won't get the opportunity to say so tomorow, but Early Happy Birthday vasquaz! May you gain the ability to strike down Emos with a single glance!

So in the good news, even though MacHall has officially ended and all, Matt and Ian have created some light hearted 3 panel strips with better art. Even though the main MacHall page has been hacked. *shakes head* Ah dearie me.

Nonetheless this particular strip does hold a certain amount of truth for me. I've been looking more twoards women's hands when I approach them after I've naturally scoped them out attractive-wise. Even though I do understand that not all rings on one's ring finger are clear cut engagement/marriage rings it is something a guy needs to be aware of. An angry girl/boyfriend is one thing, an angry spouse is a completely different kettle of fish in my books. Now can someone remind me of the proper etiquette of the respective hands and their rings? Is it engagement ring on the right ring finger, wedding on the left ring finger, or the other way around?

I've been informed that there's a line when it comes to married women. You can flirt, but you can't touch. Which just goes to that whole Al Pacino quote from "The Devil's Advocate" is pretty accurate. Repeated here for those who haven't seen it. You should be ashamed of yourself, you filthy philistines, you really should be covered with shame.
"Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it, God? Well I tell yah, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man, instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, then what does he do? I swear for his own amusement, his own private gagreel. He sets the rules in opposition! It's the goof of all time.
"Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, but don't swallow! And while you're jumping from one foot to another, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off! He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!"
- Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate

Oh and I find this a pretty accurate take on the Mac vs PC ads. I'm sure every artist who uses photoshop can agree with me that it is a dirty whore. Hell, anyone who uses photoshop period.

Anyway, I'd better actually get my shit together before heading off tonight.
Toodles.

bday

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