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Jan 14, 2005 08:51

There is no White Castle in Utah. I was mislead! The closest one is in Chicago. That's such crap. I'll have to buy some burger that are distributed in the city grocers.

Last night I went out to Orem on a non-Carol-related matter. Renee was appearing in a play called Trojan Women. Very very good play. Afterward I met several of the cast and gave credit where it was due. I must say that the Sarah I met was absolutely adorable. She's like 4 foot nothing and has the prettiest voice. I asked Renee if I could adopt her. She brought up the very good point that she was 19 and probably already had parents. Curses.

And now an Ode to Sarah's small-ness.

(Mark, Justen, Carol, Renee, Lauren) Chorus: Sarah rules!
Jew: 'Cause she kicked all the bad guys in their jewels!
Chorus: Sarah won!
Jew: Thanks to her gamma-ray atomic gun!
Chorus: Dance and shout; she's the world's greatest ninja, there's no doubt!
Jew: Though they tried to defeat her, they can all just freakin' eat her...
Mark: 'Cause she blew all of us away!
Jew & Chorus: In the planet of Treediz, there's no one as tough as she is, just as surely as Paul Lynd was gay!

God I'm tired.
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