Rated Ho for explicit language....in Canada it would be rated Ashley....same difference
Another disclaimer: there is sexual content below. Read at your own risk. AND IT'S NOT ABOUT ME, Ashley. You're such a perv.
So I finished reading Shame on It All by Zane who wrote The Sex Chronicles and other stuff. The story is about three black sisters making it through trifling relationships and life in general. Now for the quotes and stories.
Background - Harmony is the oldest sister and the most successful. Bryce is the middle sister with the horrible weave and some off-the wall whoredom going on - she could have been friends with Michelle but with more class. Lucky is the youngest sister who is in pre-med and is a blowjob specialist.
1) Harmony fucked her best friend's husband so her best friend could get his cheating ass on tape and get a divorce. She screwd the guy that her best friend loved. She did it so her friend could tape it and prove that he was a lying cheating bastard (which he was) and use the tape as evidence for divorce. And her best friend was the one to ask her to do it. CRAZY SHIT.
2) A section titled "A Word from Our Sponsors -Niagra", is about the nigga version of viagra. It's mixed with cherry ade and a bunch of other drugs. It keeps a fella hard for three weeks (you'd think that would hurt). The owner charged $59.99 for the product and $4.99 for shipping. Of course, by the end of the book he gets caught and ends up asking for donations for those who enjoyed the freakiness of Niagra.
3) Another section titled "Limp Dick Leprechaun Midgets" features a party of some sex fanatic midgets. Bryce and her crusty feet friend - Colette went not knowing what to expect. "Picture a row house full of pleather furniture covered up with heavy plastic. Now picture it full of men shorter than the Oompa Lumpas in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". Bryce and Colette were slapping midgets with their knees. Bryce knocked one out cold but plucking him in his head with his thumb. Another sex enthusiast stepped up to her and had a bunch of midgets chasing the sisters to their car while swinging plastic baseball bats. Now I ain't a hater of short people (except Judy but that's different) but this was cruelty in the way these midgets were described. You had to read it.
4) Bryce at one point thought her man was cheating. Colette told her to smell his drawers when he got home from his trip. Bryce said she wouldn't and went on getting primped. She noticed that his sloppy ass had put his clothes in the hamper which he never does. So she dug out his clothes and after half a page of thinking it over, she looks over his drawers which have a gooey white stain and them and sniffs!!!! She whipped her weave out and called, "Honie, where are you?" He came down and she started swinging with a butcher knife. He ran to his room and tried to calm her down. She walked up the stairs like Jason in Friday the 13th - you know all slow like cause he know who can catch and kill your ass anyway. She slammed the knife in the door and told him he better be moved out by tomorrow. She good but Harmony is going to outdo her lata.
5) This chapter I had to read twice. So the sisters along with hoochified Colette and the best friend that Harmony screwd her husband for all went to this male strip show. Of course the book was so descriptive as the scene of g-string waiters grinding their dick on women's legs and sucking on women's toes (Colette's toes) and a bunch of mad mess. Then the show brings out the star performer. His name is "Mandingo". Mandingo has a dick about two feet long. He sat on the chair and stroked himself a bit. Then he....started to suck his own dick. WTF. Now that's not the shocker. Well the sisters and the best friend left soon after. Colette stayed around.
5.5) Bryce gets a call from Colette next morning. Colette is in pain and is straining like she's taking a shit. Colette says about Mandingo, "He was drinking a lot and he, mmmmmm, passed out cold with his dick in my ass." AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
5.9) Colette and Mandingo were on Route 69 at a freaky hotel across from "Raoul's Midget-Breeding Farm and right around the corner from Raoul's Hamber Heaven, Home of the Famous Quarter-Ounce Burger...We're in Room 12 -The Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Suite". Bryce calls her two sisters and makes them go with her to pick Colette up. The gurl has passed out under Mr. 2-feet dick on a crib-mattress. Colette had shit everywhere, her anal muscles were so strained. I'm going to stop there.
6) The hardest part of this book even though it shows sisterhood is the story about Lucky -the youngest. She fucked her dean of pre-med or whatever once. When she fell for this student, the dean started stalking her and told her he didn't mine sharing her but if she wanted to stay in school, she better be there at his beck-in-call. So she loved the student guy and he found out she was screwing the dean, he threw her out (not physically). Well then Lucky broke down and told her sisters. Prissy Harmony turns badass and takes a spin off of Biker Bitches from Mars and does Black Biker Bitches from Mars. They vandalize his car -writing rapist and stuff, then they knock him, kidnap him, dress up like furry animals and make him drink the cherry ade...aka Niagra at gunpoint. When a videotape running, a camera in hand, they made the man strip down. Soon he started turning hard without knowing why. Harmony told him to choose door 1, 2, or 3. He snapped at her (I think she was the sheep) and she made all the doors open. Out came "a person dressed in a Chiquita banana costume and gorilla mask wearing a strap-on dick...a four-hundred pound transvestite dressed in woman's lingerie...a fuckin goat". Dude tried to run but he got tore up. By the way the digital camera was hooked into the laptop. The Internet was flooded with the pictures of furry animals, a real goat, trans, and such screwing this guy who seemed to be enjoying it. Yeah he was fired.
6.5) Then Harmony went and talked to the student guy that Lucky had fallen for. She told him that the dean had forced her and that he needed to decide what he wanted to do. He went back to Lucky ready to fight but Harmony told him she thought the dean would be leaving soon.
6.9) I wanted to jump through the book and beat that man for forcing her. The dean had taken many victims of students but Lucky was his favorite. Although she can't pretend it never existed, her sisters were there to take care of her. That's sisterly loving and it was done in a revengeful yet classy way.
So that's the book I read. The good and the sad. Take what you will from it. Sorry if anyone was offended by the language or stories. I realize some parts were utterly filthy which is why there was a disclaimer. There was a lot of sexualy content that I held back as it was pointless to mention. Each sister had their own lessons to learn and they did. So even though the book starts off as trifling, it has a happy ending - but it's a well deserved one.
Take care everybody.
So I finished reading Shame on It All by Zane who wrote The Sex Chronicles and other stuff. The story is about three black sisters making it through trifling relationships and life in general. Now for the quotes and stories.
Background - Harmony is the oldest sister and the most successful. Bryce is the middle sister with the horrible weave and some off-the wall whoredom going on - she could have been friends with Michelle but with more class. Lucky is the youngest sister who is in pre-med and is a blowjob specialist.
1) Harmony fucked her best friend's husband so her best friend could get his cheating ass on tape and get a divorce. She screwd the guy that her best friend loved. She did it so her friend could tape it and prove that he was a lying cheating bastard (which he was) and use the tape as evidence for divorce. And her best friend was the one to ask her to do it. CRAZY SHIT.
2) A section titled "A Word from Our Sponsors -Niagra", is about the nigga version of viagra. It's mixed with cherry ade and a bunch of other drugs. It keeps a fella hard for three weeks (you'd think that would hurt). The owner charged $59.99 for the product and $4.99 for shipping. Of course, by the end of the book he gets caught and ends up asking for donations for those who enjoyed the freakiness of Niagra.
3) Another section titled "Limp Dick Leprechaun Midgets" features a party of some sex fanatic midgets. Bryce and her crusty feet friend - Colette went not knowing what to expect. "Picture a row house full of pleather furniture covered up with heavy plastic. Now picture it full of men shorter than the Oompa Lumpas in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory". Bryce and Colette were slapping midgets with their knees. Bryce knocked one out cold but plucking him in his head with his thumb. Another sex enthusiast stepped up to her and had a bunch of midgets chasing the sisters to their car while swinging plastic baseball bats. Now I ain't a hater of short people (except Judy but that's different) but this was cruelty in the way these midgets were described. You had to read it.
4) Bryce at one point thought her man was cheating. Colette told her to smell his drawers when he got home from his trip. Bryce said she wouldn't and went on getting primped. She noticed that his sloppy ass had put his clothes in the hamper which he never does. So she dug out his clothes and after half a page of thinking it over, she looks over his drawers which have a gooey white stain and them and sniffs!!!! She whipped her weave out and called, "Honie, where are you?" He came down and she started swinging with a butcher knife. He ran to his room and tried to calm her down. She walked up the stairs like Jason in Friday the 13th - you know all slow like cause he know who can catch and kill your ass anyway. She slammed the knife in the door and told him he better be moved out by tomorrow. She good but Harmony is going to outdo her lata.
5) This chapter I had to read twice. So the sisters along with hoochified Colette and the best friend that Harmony screwd her husband for all went to this male strip show. Of course the book was so descriptive as the scene of g-string waiters grinding their dick on women's legs and sucking on women's toes (Colette's toes) and a bunch of mad mess. Then the show brings out the star performer. His name is "Mandingo". Mandingo has a dick about two feet long. He sat on the chair and stroked himself a bit. Then he....started to suck his own dick. WTF. Now that's not the shocker. Well the sisters and the best friend left soon after. Colette stayed around.
5.5) Bryce gets a call from Colette next morning. Colette is in pain and is straining like she's taking a shit. Colette says about Mandingo, "He was drinking a lot and he, mmmmmm, passed out cold with his dick in my ass." AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
5.9) Colette and Mandingo were on Route 69 at a freaky hotel across from "Raoul's Midget-Breeding Farm and right around the corner from Raoul's Hamber Heaven, Home of the Famous Quarter-Ounce Burger...We're in Room 12 -The Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Suite". Bryce calls her two sisters and makes them go with her to pick Colette up. The gurl has passed out under Mr. 2-feet dick on a crib-mattress. Colette had shit everywhere, her anal muscles were so strained. I'm going to stop there.
6) The hardest part of this book even though it shows sisterhood is the story about Lucky -the youngest. She fucked her dean of pre-med or whatever once. When she fell for this student, the dean started stalking her and told her he didn't mine sharing her but if she wanted to stay in school, she better be there at his beck-in-call. So she loved the student guy and he found out she was screwing the dean, he threw her out (not physically). Well then Lucky broke down and told her sisters. Prissy Harmony turns badass and takes a spin off of Biker Bitches from Mars and does Black Biker Bitches from Mars. They vandalize his car -writing rapist and stuff, then they knock him, kidnap him, dress up like furry animals and make him drink the cherry ade...aka Niagra at gunpoint. When a videotape running, a camera in hand, they made the man strip down. Soon he started turning hard without knowing why. Harmony told him to choose door 1, 2, or 3. He snapped at her (I think she was the sheep) and she made all the doors open. Out came "a person dressed in a Chiquita banana costume and gorilla mask wearing a strap-on dick...a four-hundred pound transvestite dressed in woman's lingerie...a fuckin goat". Dude tried to run but he got tore up. By the way the digital camera was hooked into the laptop. The Internet was flooded with the pictures of furry animals, a real goat, trans, and such screwing this guy who seemed to be enjoying it. Yeah he was fired.
6.5) Then Harmony went and talked to the student guy that Lucky had fallen for. She told him that the dean had forced her and that he needed to decide what he wanted to do. He went back to Lucky ready to fight but Harmony told him she thought the dean would be leaving soon.
6.9) I wanted to jump through the book and beat that man for forcing her. The dean had taken many victims of students but Lucky was his favorite. Although she can't pretend it never existed, her sisters were there to take care of her. That's sisterly loving and it was done in a revengeful yet classy way.
So that's the book I read. The good and the sad. Take what you will from it. Sorry if anyone was offended by the language or stories. I realize some parts were utterly filthy which is why there was a disclaimer. There was a lot of sexualy content that I held back as it was pointless to mention. Each sister had their own lessons to learn and they did. So even though the book starts off as trifling, it has a happy ending - but it's a well deserved one.
Take care everybody.