Things to do during a midlife I am 40 birthday crisis,

[txscyn]

Tattoo
Hair cut
Dye hair
Shave head
Pierce something
Pierce something of His
Tattoo something of his
Road Trip
Sky Diving
Trip to a Casino
Eat tons of Bacon
Buy new jewelery
Blow out my candle on the Pakka Cake again
Get Pixalated
Watch silly movies
Run Away from home to go sky diving
scuba diving
Body mods.....
Buy new fish for tank
Buy a turtle for the tank
Adopt a "house chicken"
Order $300 worth of Rubber Ducks

Make silly lists
Hug the Pakka when he gets home.