Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Well I'm Renton which is weird but not unexpected; I have almost no social life outside of Kohl's, which is sad but whatever. I have to work on some non-intensive ju-jitsu takedowns; cause me and that druggie motherfucker are going to get into it sooner or later and I don't want completely mess him up, or worse kill him; that'd really screw with my life.