Tequila
Subject: Tequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with
a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister.
Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind!