"hey man, dinosaurs! i'm the dreamer!"
i had a dream about chelsea last night. we were trying to get to a show, and she told me to drive her car because she was drunk, but when i tried to turn, i'd turn the wheel and nothing happened, we just kept going straight. somehow this wasnt a problem until we got to this really fucking weird house looking thing with a GIANT flowerpot in front of it and i ran into it and broke the flower pot. then she was like omg lets switch seats so they think we ran into it because i was drunk! and i was like ...ok. but the cop came as we were switching seats. he didnt care tho. he was like "ok whats your story? chelsea ran into this flower pot because she was driving trashed. ok. go on bout your business." and then we got in the back seat, and were watching a tv that was where the cd player should be, and then we made out.
i also had a dream that kyle and i were on vacation at the same place and we were trying to run away from our families, and we were gonna hide/have sex in a victoria's secret dressing room, and my mom was chasing us, and on the way thru the victoria's secret, i ran smack into john bratton. and we both just stopped and stared at each other, and then this girl came over and was like "hi nice to meet you" and wanted me to shake her hand... but i just kept staring at him and he just kept staring at me, but i knew it was his girlfriend... and he was like "look i painted myself on a plate at the place where you work, but you werent there... when i painted it, or when i picked it up." and we just stood there in the middle of a victoria's secret staring at each other.
then i had a dream that kyle and i were in my old house messing around in my sister's old room, only it was my room, and my cell phone rang. it was benny, and he was like "i was driving drunk and ran into a tree and i think we're all dead now..." i was like WTF cuz i thought he was supposed to be taking my brother and sister someplace for some reason, but i wasnt 100% sure. so i started freaking out and i was like "omfg benny who was in the car with you" and he was like "why should i tell you, i hate you, i guess you'll have to wait and see who i killed" and i was just in hysterics, sobbing and screaming and freaking out, and kyle was just hanging around and he was like "hey is it almost time for aqua teens, wheres the remote" so i smacked him and i went running downstairs and asked my dad where my sister was and he said she was at martin's house and i was like OMG SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD BENNY KILLED HER DRIVING DRUNK but then she came back and i freaked out and was like OMG YOURE ALIVE and then my brother was there and he was ok too. so then i was all happy again and went back upstairs to kyle, haha... he wasnt allowed to watch aqua teens after that.
i also had a dream that kyle and i were on vacation at the same place and we were trying to run away from our families, and we were gonna hide/have sex in a victoria's secret dressing room, and my mom was chasing us, and on the way thru the victoria's secret, i ran smack into john bratton. and we both just stopped and stared at each other, and then this girl came over and was like "hi nice to meet you" and wanted me to shake her hand... but i just kept staring at him and he just kept staring at me, but i knew it was his girlfriend... and he was like "look i painted myself on a plate at the place where you work, but you werent there... when i painted it, or when i picked it up." and we just stood there in the middle of a victoria's secret staring at each other.
then i had a dream that kyle and i were in my old house messing around in my sister's old room, only it was my room, and my cell phone rang. it was benny, and he was like "i was driving drunk and ran into a tree and i think we're all dead now..." i was like WTF cuz i thought he was supposed to be taking my brother and sister someplace for some reason, but i wasnt 100% sure. so i started freaking out and i was like "omfg benny who was in the car with you" and he was like "why should i tell you, i hate you, i guess you'll have to wait and see who i killed" and i was just in hysterics, sobbing and screaming and freaking out, and kyle was just hanging around and he was like "hey is it almost time for aqua teens, wheres the remote" so i smacked him and i went running downstairs and asked my dad where my sister was and he said she was at martin's house and i was like OMG SHE'S DEAD SHE'S DEAD BENNY KILLED HER DRIVING DRUNK but then she came back and i freaked out and was like OMG YOURE ALIVE and then my brother was there and he was ok too. so then i was all happy again and went back upstairs to kyle, haha... he wasnt allowed to watch aqua teens after that.