fic: Classified (Roman Abramovich/José Mourinho, PG-13)
Title: Classified
Author: txorakeriak
Fandom: Football RPS,
Pairing: Roman Abramovich/José Mourinho
Rating: S for silliness
Disclaimer: I'm a lying bastard and made this all up. I don't claim to know any of the players I write about, they're most definitely not mine, and this very probably didn't happen. No payment involved, no offence intended. This is for my own entertainment.
Summary: Roman places an advert in a paper.
Word Count: 100
A/N: Written for the "Classified" challenge at footballverse and voted third place by the members, which made me ecstatic. :D
Allergy Warning: May contain traces of crack. Read at own risk.
Feedback: Everything is most welcome, from squee to constructive criticism. I even accept rotten tomatoes, so don't be shy. ;)
*****
Russian stud (44), lots of money, fantastic in bed, is looking for a first class boy toy. You should have short grey hair, a sexy body, a giant ego, a funny voice and a Portuguese accent and be called José (or alternatively, you shouldn't mind if I call you that). You should also be a football coach and… I give up. Mou, if you're reading this, please come back to me! I miss you so much, and not just in bed. I'm so sorry for everything, it was all my fault, and I beg you to forgive me. Your Abramo-bitch
Author: txorakeriak
Fandom: Football RPS,
Pairing: Roman Abramovich/José Mourinho
Rating: S for silliness
Disclaimer: I'm a lying bastard and made this all up. I don't claim to know any of the players I write about, they're most definitely not mine, and this very probably didn't happen. No payment involved, no offence intended. This is for my own entertainment.
Summary: Roman places an advert in a paper.
Word Count: 100
A/N: Written for the "Classified" challenge at footballverse and voted third place by the members, which made me ecstatic. :D
Allergy Warning: May contain traces of crack. Read at own risk.
Feedback: Everything is most welcome, from squee to constructive criticism. I even accept rotten tomatoes, so don't be shy. ;)
*****
Russian stud (44), lots of money, fantastic in bed, is looking for a first class boy toy. You should have short grey hair, a sexy body, a giant ego, a funny voice and a Portuguese accent and be called José (or alternatively, you shouldn't mind if I call you that). You should also be a football coach and… I give up. Mou, if you're reading this, please come back to me! I miss you so much, and not just in bed. I'm so sorry for everything, it was all my fault, and I beg you to forgive me. Your Abramo-bitch