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I need to have sex in the dressing room! - w4m - 21 (San Marcos)
An aquaintance of mine works at a department store, in the lingerie section and she was sharing with me that couples sometimes take a bit too much time in the fitting rooms. She admitted that she can sometimes hear them "doing the deed."
I have to admit, it has become my new fantasy to play around in the dressing room of a store. It would be be so hot to go into the dressing room with a couple oƒ sexy outfits and model them for a guy. All the while, he can't keep his hands off me.
Make no mistake, I'd give the guy ɪncredible head. And if I feel adventurous I'd love to get fucked from behind in my new bra and panties while watching in the mirror.
Doesn't have to be Victoria's Secret, it can be the lingerie department of the department store, or even just a place like Wal-Mart that has private changing rooms.
Send me a photo and more about you please. Put LINGERIE in the subject so I know you read my ad. We don't have to buy anything, unless of course we cum all over it.
I'll email you some pix (but take my word for it, my looks are not an issue) and let's try to get this going!
I Puked in Your Purse
You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!
Wanted: Pony
My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get a pony.
I suspect there'll be what - about 20 or 30 kids, and I thought a pony would fit the bill nicely.
Please let me know what you feed your pony - hay, grain, whatever, so I know what to expect.
Also, let me know if the pony gets a lot of exercise, or if it just kinda hangs out all day, so I know what kind of shape it is in.
If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession.
If things work out well, I may contact you for other parties I'll be involved in; they kids can't tell the difference between ponies and burger, and usually they're a lot cheaper.
An aquaintance of mine works at a department store, in the lingerie section and she was sharing with me that couples sometimes take a bit too much time in the fitting rooms. She admitted that she can sometimes hear them "doing the deed."
I have to admit, it has become my new fantasy to play around in the dressing room of a store. It would be be so hot to go into the dressing room with a couple oƒ sexy outfits and model them for a guy. All the while, he can't keep his hands off me.
Make no mistake, I'd give the guy ɪncredible head. And if I feel adventurous I'd love to get fucked from behind in my new bra and panties while watching in the mirror.
Doesn't have to be Victoria's Secret, it can be the lingerie department of the department store, or even just a place like Wal-Mart that has private changing rooms.
Send me a photo and more about you please. Put LINGERIE in the subject so I know you read my ad. We don't have to buy anything, unless of course we cum all over it.
I'll email you some pix (but take my word for it, my looks are not an issue) and let's try to get this going!
I Puked in Your Purse
You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!!
Wanted: Pony
My kid is having a birthday coming up soon, and there'll be a lot of children around, so I figured I'd better get a pony.
I suspect there'll be what - about 20 or 30 kids, and I thought a pony would fit the bill nicely.
Please let me know what you feed your pony - hay, grain, whatever, so I know what to expect.
Also, let me know if the pony gets a lot of exercise, or if it just kinda hangs out all day, so I know what kind of shape it is in.
If you do have a pony you could sell, please contact me, and then immediately start putting barbeque sauce in it's bedding or add some Lawry's to it's salt lick - I like to marinade it early and long, so that the flavor is at it's peak by the time I take possession.
If things work out well, I may contact you for other parties I'll be involved in; they kids can't tell the difference between ponies and burger, and usually they're a lot cheaper.