Dec 02, 2003 23:42
1) What's the middle name of first person you slept with? No fucking clue
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they? underwear went the way of the dodo
3) What song do you want played at your funeral? Horse with no name
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action? this is retarded
5) What would your last meal be before being executed? i would go on a hunger strike
6) Beatles or Stones? Stones, only because of painted black
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? my bitch of an ex-supervisor
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear? one of my cousins
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex? for a relationship or for sex? relationship = knowing when to lie, sex = respecting each others desires
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them? nope, if i hate them, i let them know
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be? time travel
12) Favorite hangover cure? V-8 tomato juice
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk? about 2
14) Favorite Outkast lyric? lyrics?!? WHAT WHAT?!?! with beats like that people can focus on lyrics?
15) Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have? Brown
16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose? id choose deaf, because it wouldnt be much harder to kill myself if i couldnt hear
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems? im psycho
18) Siblings that should go to rehab? my brother is on all these performance drugs when he works out that are making him crazy
19) Least favorite month? whatever month is the coldest for the year
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody? make them feel stupid
21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid? who framed roger rabbit? maybe?
22) Favorite person in the whole world? beachy
23) When's the last time you went on a date? wow, a long fucking time ago
24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies? i like pirate movies
25) Fall or spring? spring
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with? i like making out, usually with most anyone
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? harrison ford
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle? in the jungle
29) Who is the person you can count on the most? mom
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...? Shakira
31) What books have you pretended to read? i hate fiction
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life? wildcrazysuperfuntastic
33) What's your favorite drinking game? quarters, im damn good at it too
34) What did you dream about last night? traveling in space and getting lost and these aliens helping us out
35) Favorite vices? drugs
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone? sexual exploits