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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I bought porn for hnos (10 points). In April I turned elemmennope in for farting in church (3 points). In March I donated bone marrow to shesabutterfly in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I helped girlinthemoon see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1021 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
txchick77