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Bold the ones that are your pet peeves.
1. Nails going across a chalkboard.
2. Talking while trying to concentrate.
3. Interrupting when trying to concentrate.
4. Interrupting in the middle of a sentence.
5. When someone asks me the same question more than once.
6. When someone tells me the same statement more than once.
7. People always being late.
8. People who are extremely early.
9. People who cannot spell correctly.
10. Grammar Nazis.
11. The 'Am I Fat?' Question.
12. When fat people wear teeny clothes.
13. People who are OBSESSED with superstition.
14. People who live by astrology.
15. People who are ALWAYS happy.
16. People are constantly 'depressed'.
17. People who are ALWAYS angry.
18. People who never have ANY kind of emotion.
19. Emos.
20. Goths.
21. Preps.
22. Goody Two Shoes.
23. Skanks.
24. Manwhores.
25. Stereotyping.
26. Chain Emails.
27. People who are ALWAYS invisible online, and even when they do talk to me, STAY invisible.
28. People who are always 'online' but always leave the room and never answer my IM's.
29. Comment Whores.
30. People who protest to not be comment whores but really are
31. Clowns.
32. Children with speech impediments.
33. Girls who are ALWAYS on their cell phones.
34. People who wear shirts that say 'I <3 Me' on them.
35. Guys who wear flip flops.
36. People who constantly fart and think it's funny.
37. People who insist they 'never fart!'
38. The song "My Humps".
39. The song "Don't cha."
40. Any music with any kind of pop tint to it.
41. People who don't answer their phones or return my messages.
42. People who compulsively count calories.
43. People who brag about themselves.
44. When people who say, "I missed you at school/church/work, where were you?'
45. When homosexual men compulsively talk about 'boobies'.
46. Girls who obnoxiously burp and think it makes them 'one of the guys.'
47. Public Restrooms.
48. When guys leave the toilet seat up.
49. WHEN PEOPLE WON'T FLUSH.
50. Germaphobes.
51. People who wear sparkly jewelry with sweat pants.
52. People who are ALWAYS chewing gum.
54. Mariah Carey.
55. People wearing fur.
56. Treehuggers.
57. Recycling Freaks.
58. The Salvation Army Santa dudes that ring the little bell.
59. The greeters at Wal*Mart. ( sorry Alex)
60. People who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot.
61. People who get impatient and 'help' you put your groceries on the belt.
62. People who say route like 'root'.
63. People who say 'like' every other word in every sentence.
64. When old people talk and they don't have their teeth in.
65. When middle aged mothers wear teen clothes.
66. When 7 year olds wear mini-skirts and tube tops.
67. Profanity.
68. When pre-teens wear heels everywhere.
69. When anyone wears heels and that click-clomp-click-clomp sound follows you EVERYWHERE.
70. When rap songs incorporate names of other rap songs in their song. Ex: 'Lean Wit It Rock Wit It: I ain't Fat Joe, but snap ya fingaz then ya lean back.
71. When African Americans say n*gga.
72. When white people say n*gga.
73. When so many words are bleeped out of songs that you only hear random words, like the, an, and a.
74. When the radio only blanks out part of the word, so that you know what it's saying, it's just missing a syllable. Ex: The radio says shi instead of shi*.
75. 'Your Mom' jokes.
76. Country music.
77. When white people say things like 'yo, fo sho, for rizzle, gangster' etc.
78. When I get out of the shower and there is no towel waiting for me.
79. When I go to the bathroom, finding out afterwards that there is no toilet paper.
80. When you hear someone whistling when you are trying to concentrate.
81. Girls who complain loudly about cramps.
82. Guys who wear pants so baggy I see their boxers
83. People who incorporate 'lol' in every moment of silence on the internet.
84. Thongs.
85. Granny Panties.
86. Boy Shorts.
87. Parenting Magazines.
88. Young Children.
89. Pets that slobber all over you.
90. People who type about 2 words per minute.
91. People who type 110 words per minute.
92. Girls that wear stomach-bearing tops.
93. Bad weather.
94. Really Good weather.
95. Getting Sick.
96. People who wear the same clothes every day.
97. Boys with hair longer than an average girl's.
98. Girls with hair shorter than the average guy's.