The War at Home

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Title: The War at Home
Author: nancybrown
Recipient: amand_r
Summary: Jack and Ianto are having a spat. Gwen is going to kill them both.
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Written by an American. Unbetaed. (Sorry!)
Spoilers: Up through "Exit Wounds"
Disclaimer: All characters belong to the BBC.

Comments

[lionessvalenti]

Damn. Damn.

Coherency later.

[nancybrown]

:D

And thank you for not objecting when we started posting early. Like someone pointed out in the emails, it was the 26th somewhere ...

[beesandbrews]

That was ... I heart Ianto in this. More grown up than Jack.

[phaetonschariot]

Isn't that always the case anyway? :P

[nancybrown]

I'll put in a vote for "often, bordering on most of the time."

[nancybrown]

My personal canon is that they alternate days on being The Sane One, and they both take Sundays off. ;)

[blue_fjords]

Holy shit. This was unbelievably awesome. Oh, anon, I'm in love w/ you. I have so many favorite parts. Here, let me show you:

Actually, that was a true statement. They'd been very strange dreams, and Jack had sworn off onions on his pizza for a month afterwards, which seemed to help.
I lorfed!

Ianto is tired of it, tired of chatting idly about work when there's obviously something troubling the man who was, amongst many other things, his closest friend.
I wibbled!

"Then the space cowboys are going to be very lonely."
Some people call me Maurice.

You have set the bar high, sweet anon, but I thank you for it. Perfect Ianto, smart Gwen, funny Rhys, and oh, Jack. Dear boy. Also. Please tell Ianto that I am available for his threesome w/ Jack. Thank you.

[nancybrown]

Some people call me Maurice.

Ha! I was hoping someone would like the space cowboy thing. :D

[lefaym]

Oh, Anon, whoever you are, you are wonderful.

[nancybrown]

Glad you liked it, dear! :)

[electro_club]

Jesus Christ, anon. This is brilliant. One of the best fight!fic I have ever read, I'm sure. I loved this Ianto. And, you know, he's right. Jack is full of shit. I think it was absolutely beautiful how you handled their relationship here, and absolutely lovely as well. You are awesome, anon.

I loved it.

Also, this:
Jack chews thoughtfully. "I can definitely see him as one of those guys who claims to be straight but wanks every night to thoughts of Colin Farrell. You could score with him easy."

This is right, because it is humanly impossible to not be attracted to Colin Farrell.

[nancybrown]

This is right, because it is humanly impossible to not be attracted to Colin Farrell.

Damn skippy.