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This asshole is so goth. I mean really. Hes a vampyre (with a y). Dont you wish you could be as dark and mysterious as he is? All Vampyres I know have surround sound in their lairs. No, for real. Notice that dark and mysterious, not to mention goth lamp to the right of the gothic fiberglass fireplace. He got that at Walmart and I know cause I used to have the same one. Isnt that so goth of him?
Heres his MySpace
Warning: Severe risk of unimaginable emotional trama. Enter at own risk. If your ears and or eyes dont bleed out in the first five seconds, youre safe.
If you are not fully satisfied at his gothness, scroll down to all the badly photoshopped pictures of him in such gothic titles as "Bram Stokers Dracula". That'll show ya. Dont forget to pay props to the wonderful and supreme "Mistress Trailerpark Dye Job" and her plastic fangs.
****Original picture found on SomethingAwful.com/FashionSwat.