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[ironychan]

Orlando Bloom Hermaphrodite MPreg.

Near the end of the first chapter it talks about him impregnating himself. I think I need a shower.

Comments

[bear_of_evil]

I usually don't use internet slang but: WTF.

[sarajayechan]

My brain died.

[cyberpunkgrrl]

Oh. My. God.

That is, quite possibly, the scariest thing I've ever read..

o_O

[mmepompadour]

Which is especially disturbing, since hermaphrodites are sterile and can't impregnate anyone, let alone themselves.

*The more you know

[honeybadger]

... Holy hell. I don't think any amount of showers will make me feel right again.

Well, something else to scare my friends with. :> God bless this community.

I wonder... what if Orlando Bloom ever read this? ...

Anyone have his e-mail? I have a present for him. :>