The Isle Of Midnight Sun Challenge: Chapter 2, Generation 1
Authors Note: Nothing really to report on, so go read and enjoy.
*Mild Language, Adult/Sexual Themes and the such. Read at your own discretion.*
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Last time…
Roseanna Muse the alien nicked stuff and settled on the “Isle of Midnight Sun”.
Paparazzi, complaining animals and a burglar ruined her privacy while writing books.
Roseanna had enough and decided to go to China.
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Let’s start from Roseanna arriving in China.
Roseanna: Adventures, adventures which one to choose… okay this one looks fun!
Roseanna: This bike is awesome which is great, which is good because I stole it!
I’m sure her sixth and hidden trait is Kleptomaniac. And also I love China, EA did design awesome destinations even if they can be a bit laggy.
Roseanna: The notice said I had to come to you so, what do you want?
Local: Well…I need you to go to this tomb and get this stuff.
Roseanna decided to put her adventuring on hold to search for spouses look for friends. This is Bao.
Roseanna: Hello, my name is Roseanna, and I’m searching for genetic material for my progeny.
Bao: So your that strange, blue alien girl everyone has been talking about.
Roseanna and her new friend (whose hair strangely changed not because I was looking at him or anything) decided to pillow-fight.
Roseanna: Oh my plumbob! I never knew this was a tradition in China.
Bao: Everyone on earth does it.
Well it’s normally children but that is not the point.
Roseanna: Crap that hurt.
Bao: It does kind of help when your good at martial arts.
Roseanna: Say what?
Roseanna: And it does also help when your an alien from a far more superior race.
Bao: Oh damn.
Roseanna: I win!
Bao: Ehem… no you didn’t.
Roseanna: What I’am not a liar, I won fair and square.
Bao: Okay, okay you win…
Roseanna is a sore loser… but I guess it doesn’t help when your a loner.
She then decided to move away from pillow-fighting and just started talking.
Roseanna: So I’ve hear rumours, but do dragons actually exist?
Bao: No, the elders say so, but they are either like scaring people or are just going plain senile.
Bao: So what’s your home planet, like does it have a moon?
Roseanna: Well we did… but then our race kinda of blew it up in an accident.
Roseanna, decided to step up her attempts to woo Bao, using mind control…
Roseanna: Do you like the flowers? They are pretty as a picture, aren’t they? Aren’t they?
Bao: OMG! They are very pretty, pretty as a picture in fact.
She also decides to use a bit of humour.
Bao: They smell lovely, where did you get them from?
Roseanna: Earth. Mostly because the ones on my home planet normally try to eat you.
I got bored She got bored, so we left and decided to got for the adventure to the… “Forbidden Palace”.
Roseanna: By plumbob, it so huge and pretty.
Roseanna: I so hope this pressure pad works for aliens, because I be damned if they don’t.
Roseanna: Oh look at this, hidden stairs. We never had this on my home planet.
Roseanna: God this is key is defying the laws of gravity, it was light in my pocket but now it is so heavy.
Welcome to the laws of physics in EA’s world.
Roseanna: Oooo shiny blue light…
Roseanna: They sure like to make this things challenging don’t they, why did I displace my universal remote!
Roseanna: Okay, and now to use my strength… and this pickaxe.
Roseanna: Oh look treasure!
EA defying the laws of physics & real life yet again!
Roseanna: Oh please plumbob, say there are no poisonous killer insects in here!
Roseanna: Phew, phew… just a switch, just a switch. Yes!
Roseanna: Hello dive pool! And Geronimo!
Roseanna: Oh man, now I’m dripping wet. I am so better than all of this!
Roseanna: Why do these keys have to be so heavy… I’m so tired.
Roseanna: Aha, at last. I’m now so incredibly happy… and incredibly tired.
Roseanna: I finally found it all, now I can get out this tomb from hell!
And her first action after finishing the tomb… napping on the bench.
Roseanna: Yummy! I so love the taste of uncooked waffle mixture!
Explorer: Is this alien girl, fo’ serious?
After her exploits with cooking, Roseanna decided to finish her task.
Roseanna: So I’ve found all the stuff you need. You better not have asthma though. It got pretty dusty down there. Don’t want you dying or anything!
We got a back a bit of money, visa points and ancient coins, but that is about it.
While making friends with the locals, she got a bit peckish.
Roseanna: These raw onions back on the island are so scrummy! These are tears of joy!
I thought this was funny, the Chinese local was actually the one making faces with Roseanna. So they became fast friends!
Roseanna then decided continue her habit of breaking things.
Roseanna: I didn’t clog the toilet or anything, no no, I was just running in the bath. Yes, I was just having a bath and it spontaneously broke!
To give EA credit, they put pretty neat things in the WA EP, like chopsticks.
Roseanna: Oh plumbob! These cooked waffles are so good!
Roseanna also finally got the point about cooking… you cook things.
Roseanna: Why is someone ringing me, it’s distracting me from riding this bike!
In other news… China is so colourful and pretty.
Roseanna, decided to go out on the town on her final day, going to the bookstore.
Roseanna: So what do you have?
Shopkeeper: What do you mean?
Roseanna: You know, like books… considering this is a bookstore!
Shopkeeper: Oh yeah!
Roseanna: Honestly, I knew humans could be stupid, but not that stupid.
Roseanna decided didn’t read anything and just nicked a book to read in the serene landscape of China.
She soon got bored though, and decided to go exploring again.
Roseanna: I can’t believe no one noticed this pressure pad here in like the middle of the town.
Roseanna then decided to tell Bao about the hidden tomb in the place everyone goes to.
Roseanna: Bao? Did you know that you have like a tomb in the middle of town, I can’t believe nobody saw this. Mind you, the locals here are kind of dumb…
Roseanna: No offence to you of course or anything.
Way to go Roseanna.
Roseanna: Aha, different coloured wallpaper, don’t think I’m an idiot like the locals because I can tell you are in fact concealing a door.
Roseanna: But I didn’t expect you to come off that quickly!
Roseanna: By the love of plumbob, look at all this shiny treasure!
Roseanna: Oh plumbob, another damn key… except I don’t have it.
That is was it apart from one last thing…
Roseanna: You know how you lot invented fireworks… go gimme some!
Roseanna: OMP! This is gonna be so fun when it explodes!
We bought 2 fireworks, the first one gave us a smiley face.
And the second firework gave us this.
And with that the trip to China was done.
Roseanna: That better not have been a dream, because if it is I wanna go back.
Roseanna: I guess there is only way to find out.
Roseanna: Yep I’ve got his phone number, now to call and invite him over.
Oh yeah btw, the animals and co are still here. Ain’t that just fantastic.
Wild Horse: Like hello, this girl is back in the way again!
Roseanna: The only source of my sanity the computer has broke, and I’m already getting a bit crazy!
Wild Horses: Hello alien girl, this wall you built, is in the way!
Roseanna fixed the computer and then decided to go to sleep. Then the horse decided to complain and glitch in her bed.
Wild Horse: Hello I’m glitching into this bed because it is in my way.
Just when you thought things couldn’t get more crazier, this singogram and decided to randomly sing.
Roseanna: You may be good at singing but you are still below me earthling, quite literally.
Wild Horse: Still don’t like this girl.
Yeah, we still don’t like you either. The chain of hate continues.
Yeah, btw Bao did actually come over to town.
Bao: Isn’t this place a bit a shit.
Roseanna: Welcome to my life.
Singogram: Diamonds are so beautiful like you…
Bao: Okay, now this is just a whole new world of crazy.
Roseanna: I wonder if he has a treadmill because he definitely is a fit specimen.
Roseanna: SO Bao, it is nice meeting you again.
Bao: It sure is my alien friend.
Roseanna: It’s Roseanna btw.
Bao: That’s a nice name.
Roseanna: It’s a human name.
Roseanna: Now prepare for my massage. My race have the best spa in the galaxy.
Bao: I see why.
Roseanna: So, did you like?
Bao: It was amazing.
Roseanna: Would you mind progressing our relationship forward.
Bao: Sure.
In English, that means kissing.
Racoon: Hello this kissing couple is in the way.
Head-desk.
Roseanna: Okay that was better than expected.
Bao: Maybe your race are the best kissers in the galaxy too.
Racoon: Still in the way!
And so they became steady.
Roseanna: This progression of our relationship is working.
Roseanna proposes.
Roseanna: Right I’ve got something for you from my old backyard at my home planet.
Bao: Sure what is it Roseanna?
Roseanna: It’s a diamond ring. Will you marry me and have progeny with me?
Bao: Of course Roseanna.
Then cue cheesy faces as the get married, because I wanna hurry this shindig up.
Wild Horse: Nothing to see here!
This made me laugh, but still I’m getting rid of the animals, paparazzi and singogram at the end of this chapter.
Anyways, while Roseanna and Bao are… y’know… the paps and singer were blissfully unaware.
Singer: Cos’ baby your a firework!
Explorer Paparazzi: Does this guy know we are not listening.
Paparazzi (that always comes back!): Just leave him be my friend.
In the end this is Bao after I aged him back to young adulthood, changed his fitness slightly and gave him new clothes. I’m very pleased with how he turned out, very handsome for EA standard. He’s all relatively well-adjusted with his traits although his LTW I can’t complete because he wants to be a firefighter, so I’ll change that when he gets enough lifetime happiness points. I know I could have changed that yet for free but yeah I forgot… I know.
But yeah compared to his wife and founder he is pretty normal.
Roseanna: I’m so happy I can have progeny with you, now think fast
Bao: Say what?
Roseanna: Please don’t say I’m dead.
Bao: It’s okay I’ve got you.
Roseanna: And my kitty slippers.
Bao: Yes and your kitty slippers.
And let’s leave it there.
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Next time…
A new house is built.
I try to get rid of the animals & other people.
Roseanna & Bao settle into married life.
Kids?
Who knows! (Well me), but you will find out next time.
So hope you read & enjoyed, plus as usual any comments will be great~ TWS1996/Tom
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