The Euro champs have touched down in J-Burg today, about 4 hours ago. Caliente.
Warning: Cesc looks fly as hell, Xavi is PMS'ing and Dabid might just be hungover from in-flight cocktails.
Iker's pants might just be a little too tight in the crotch region. Not that I'm complaining.
Dabid might've had a little too much of the free champagne in first-class.
Oooh Cesc, work that beard.
Xabi wins for Best Man-Purse (aka. The Murse of Manscaping Materials)-- that shit's Prada, yo.
LOL at Cescee's Louie Vuitton Murse. Pique, stop Tweeting.
"OMG Cesc, I'm trending! Look I have my own hashtag!"
Damn, was there a tornado on this flight? The mess! Look at those pillows on the floor; Nando and Dabid must've had another pillow fight. (Don't be breakin' any fingers now, Guaje.)
Nando really wants to play ~pillow fight~ with Guaje (ICU eyeing Dabid, La Niña. ICU!)
Pepe Reina in da house! Can't wait for the stand up comedy &hearts
Robert Downey Jr. and who Pepe Reina endearingly calls Tarzan and Pineapple Head &hearts
UNF Cesc and Sese
PMS'ing
LOL Sergio (Is it just me or do they wear the exact same laced-Oxford dress shoes as the Azzurri?)
Texting Canna
Wade Robson, datchoo? Oh it's just Cesc, carry on.
Villa: Oh hey! Party at my hotel room! I make a mean Screwdriver with all the Valencia oranges I packed in my luggage.
Silva: Oh no, not the oranges. How we gonna get past customs now? *grumbles*
Villa: Who got the Polar Ice vodka though? I'm making us orange schnapps cocktails!
Silva: Tell me they have AA over here.
WERQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!
Spain play the Swiss on Wednesday. Mark your calendars, cancel your life.