Because there is nothing new to report.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (But I'm going to give lots of answers because they're freakin' funny.)
1) Your Name
1. nikki
Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Nikki needs no example, she is the example.
6. Nikki
A hot piece of ass who tends to wear glasses and has extremely bouncy playful hair. She gives the best advice and can be looked at as a "sex goddess". She has a strange obbsession with horror movies and fucking certain males even when she has a boyfriend. You will be amazed when you meet a nikki.
"OMG she was totally giving that guy a blowjob even when she has a boyfriend. Gawd she's such a nikki!"
"That girl is my best friend.She's such a nikki."
7. Nikki
Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you'll ever meet. Not only is she pretty and hot, but she has great intellectual insight and is all around a perfect person. No matter what she does, you could never get mad at her. When you see her pictures, her smile, her eyes, you feel not only turned on, but content. Content because you know that she is everything you could ask for.
"Have you met Nikki?"
"Yes, and I think I want to marry her."
"We all do."
9. Nikki
1.) Stupid slut bitch
2.) Whore who pushes freshman down stairs
3.) Ugly bitch who gets drunk and passes out in the bathroom
(Often associated with other dumb bitches named Alexis)
1.) That girls skirt is sooo short, what a Nikki
2.) She is such a Nikki for breaking that freshman's leg
3.) Did you see her in the bathroom? WHAT A NIKKI, Alexis was there too.
2) Your Age
1. 20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
I know this dealer that sells 20's.
3. 20
the number before 21 and after 19. generally used when counting.
"i can count to twenty!"
"twenty is my favorite number."
3) One friend.
1. chie
Comes from the European word, assless.
Syn: stuggle
"look at her butt, it's SO big." "well look at HER but, theres nothing to look at the CHIE"
(Note: No, Rachie. I did not make that up.)
2. chie
"faggotus moronus" this odd looking creature tends to inbreed and has a very limited life span becuase it messes around with humans and some humans girlfriends. best time to spot this creature is to go to a paddock at night and u might find a chie or two raping a dead cat
4) What should you be doing right now?
1. nanowrimo 98 up, 1 down love ithate it
National Novel Writing Month: A contest in which contestants try to write a novel of at least 50,000 words in the month of Novermber.
-It's not really a contest. It's a lot of fun, and the reward is a nifty little winner picture and the satisfaction of knowing you've created, at least some, Good Art.
-As many people who can win are official winners. Wordcounts are validated by the Nanowrimo website.
-It's only called National because that sounds spiffy. People from all around the world participate every year.
-Nanowrimo creates a deadline and in this way forces people to write books that they never would have had the initiative to write themselves.
Nanowrimo rocks. Go Nanowrimo :)
5) Favorite color
1. red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
6) Birthplace
Long Island.
I typed this in and got a whole boatload of extremely long and extremely lame definitions coming to the defense of people from there, saying things like "They don't all think they're gangsta!" and "We don't think we're from the city!" and "It's really just Nassau county that sucks."
But none of it was funny. So I'm skipping this one.
7) Birthday Month
4. June
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
8) Last person you talked to?
3. DAN
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.
Ohhh DAN, DAN, your SO GOOD!
4. DAN
A MASSIVE PENIS. A PENIS LARGER THAN ANYTHING EVER SEEN. EVERYWHERE, EVERYTHING, MASSIVE.
Can also be used to describe anally pandering someone and can really mean anything you want it to.
I'm going to DAN you so hard your DAN falls off and DAN will thoroughly DANicate on your DAN. MASSIVE.
9) Your nickname
1. shakes
little peices of nugget left at the bottom of a bag. shakes can also be known as shwag in some cases.
2. shakes
angry gamer in toxic shock
Man chill out you don't wanna look like shakes....
That was way more fun than it probably should have been.