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Jul 23, 2009 08:17

CAT ON THE BED
episode the first

(Ben jumps on the bed like the hounds of hell are after him)

M: Tonight's guest cat is...Ben!

(Ben eats some Pringle crumbs that have been left on the bed by someone who shall remain nameless)

M: Ben, can you tell us a little about yourself?

Ben: I have testicles! which is a lie

M: Anything else you'd like to share with our audience?

Ben: Man cats have testicles! I eat Pringles!

M: Sadly, yes, you do. (glares at K, the Pringle enabler)

(Ben jumps down)

M: So...that was Ben. Stay tuned tomorrow for more exciting discussions of testicles! And possibly a demonstration of how to keep them clean with furious grooming.

(cue theme music, which sounds suspiciously like a Bhangra version of the closing theme from "I Love Lucy").
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