[Audio Post]

[twoton21]

[--An excited voice cuts into the audio feed, sounding agitated]

I’m telling you that doesn’t matter-Quit being a dick, I’ve got a job to do! Send me home!

Look, can I talk to somebody about this other than the Great and Powerful Oz? I’m not supposed to be here.

Look - you can’t jack a guy from his own reality when he’s about to die. I’m always

Comments

Voice

[a_bit_put_upon]

Er, perhaps it might do you some good to calm yourself- the blades were likely removed for the safety of yourself and those around you. I'm sure once you've recovered, they'll be returned to you?

Voice

[twoton21]

Yeah well why doesn't somebody bring me a helmet and some water-wings while they're at it. Soup might be on the menu!

Voice- silly proper English boys, missing all that sarcasm!

[a_bit_put_upon]

There more often tend to be sandwiches, from my experience, though I fail to see how a helmet would improve matters.

Voice - He's gonna go lie down now.

[twoton21]

Think on it for a while.

Typed- hours and hours later (following advice ftw)

[a_bit_put_upon]

.......food fights?

Typed back

[twoton21]

You're killing me, Smalls.

[a_bit_put_upon]

Smalls? I'm sorry, you must be mistaken. I'm the Doctor.