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[twoton21]

[Video]

Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothersSo! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately

Comments

[most_feared]

Santa. Hands down. Secret service doesn't have a chance against the Elves and Santa has a better uppercut. Plus he's not afraid of vehicular homicide if you push him.

[And he's completely serious.]

Threadjack

[19centconstable]

Upperc-... Homici-... But...Santa.

Threadjack

[most_feared]

Only if you push him. Poor Santa has it hard. People comin' after him is a pretty regular thing.

Re: Threadjack

[19centconstable]

But why? He's Santa!

Threadjack

[most_feared]

And Reindeer are mean bastards and sleighs are heavy.

Threadjack

[19centconstable]

I don't see what that has to do with anything.

[twoton21]

You, sir, are outstanding.

[most_feared]

I should probably throw in a note since we've gotta write him this month anyway.