This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.
So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.
Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.
[Private Notes]
Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.
-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.
-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.
Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.
-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?
-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.
-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.
TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.
-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.
-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.
-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.
-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?
Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.
-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.