So listen tritoneers.

[twothousand_ad]

I was just told there's a dance this Saturday night, am I correct?

I don't happen to be doing anything Saturday night (that I know of), and the thought of having to regoriously study my butt off isn't terribly pleasing on the mental state.

So any of you lucky ladies feel like being wooed into taking me?

Just think.

Big, manly college stud.

Who wouldn't want that for a date.

And uh, yeah, I guess if guys need a big, manly college stud too...

I just really want to dance.