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the seasons are changing.
i need to shut the hell up.
i bought napkins that are dispensed like tissues.
i also bought a zippo with the letter "p" engraved on it.
i enjoy lists.
what if i was a polar bear?
sometimes i sit on my bed and start thinking about something and realize i've been thinking about it for a good 30 minutes.
i neeeeed a suitcase. not a duffel bag. fuck duffel bags.
i have solo dance parties in my room and i figure one day i will install a web cam and people can subscribe because hell, i'd pay to see a crazy dancing ponder. oh wait, just get me drunk.
i have started using the word "festive" to describe most everything.
"ian! that hat makes you look like you're searching for a bundle of apples!"
ps - yeehaw.
i need to shut the hell up.
i bought napkins that are dispensed like tissues.
i also bought a zippo with the letter "p" engraved on it.
i enjoy lists.
what if i was a polar bear?
sometimes i sit on my bed and start thinking about something and realize i've been thinking about it for a good 30 minutes.
i neeeeed a suitcase. not a duffel bag. fuck duffel bags.
i have solo dance parties in my room and i figure one day i will install a web cam and people can subscribe because hell, i'd pay to see a crazy dancing ponder. oh wait, just get me drunk.
i have started using the word "festive" to describe most everything.
"ian! that hat makes you look like you're searching for a bundle of apples!"
ps - yeehaw.