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I am doing everything possible to avoid doing actual work.
I don't like today. Have 2 papers that need to get done tonight and I'm just not feelin it.
I'm so up for going to a hotel- siting in the pool and hot tub with some booze then watching ridiculous movies such as Grease 2 and endless episodes of Will and Grace to continue learning how to be Karen when I grow up. I've got high aspirations, I know.
Who's with me?
Packing is happening. I debated whether or not to get a storage unit here in Franklin but I think Steve can shove my boxes in a crawl space somewhere so I can save the money for booze and other necessities.
This weekend was hilarious.
Friday- Got wasted and all hoe'd up. Went to Patty Murphy wasted and got more wasted. Unfortunately, I was handed a shot of Everclear and probably thought it was vodka. Body said rejection but once that was out I was good for more. Apparently I was really funny and a bit of something else that brought out the inner beast...poor mike and rach...and linz and mickey. And thanks for not just watching and laughing but distracting with the whole "you guys have to pee. come to the bathroom." You're terrific friends ;)
Sat- Drunk at 9 when I woke up and began drinking at 11 after a meeting and stuff for Grizzly Grand Prix. Rach drank in the room alone and helped my all day. Worked the festival wasted and insisted that I met my future husband who was working the mechanical bull ride. Said many things I shouldn't have in front of neighborhood children (shit, booze, damn, i'm wasted).
Cou: "Hi there little one. What's your name?"
Little Girl: "Bailey"
Rach: "Bailey. What a pretty name. Bailey's and Kahlua."
Cou: "Ooh yummy. I'm wasted."
And of course two of the greatest guys I know came down for an awesome evening of Kings, spilled drinks, vending machine rape, puke trails (everyones still trying to figure out who it belongs too...), and jackin off the little man for the hell of it. Thanks for that guys.
I'm terribly glad that two of the masters will be in C-ville for the summer for I will want to run away from the day camp kids and all their whinning for some good laughs.
Now that I have managed to talk about nothng for an hour I am gonna start cleaning my e-mails...cause that needs to be done ya know.
word to ya motha.
coubers
I don't like today. Have 2 papers that need to get done tonight and I'm just not feelin it.
I'm so up for going to a hotel- siting in the pool and hot tub with some booze then watching ridiculous movies such as Grease 2 and endless episodes of Will and Grace to continue learning how to be Karen when I grow up. I've got high aspirations, I know.
Who's with me?
Packing is happening. I debated whether or not to get a storage unit here in Franklin but I think Steve can shove my boxes in a crawl space somewhere so I can save the money for booze and other necessities.
This weekend was hilarious.
Friday- Got wasted and all hoe'd up. Went to Patty Murphy wasted and got more wasted. Unfortunately, I was handed a shot of Everclear and probably thought it was vodka. Body said rejection but once that was out I was good for more. Apparently I was really funny and a bit of something else that brought out the inner beast...poor mike and rach...and linz and mickey. And thanks for not just watching and laughing but distracting with the whole "you guys have to pee. come to the bathroom." You're terrific friends ;)
Sat- Drunk at 9 when I woke up and began drinking at 11 after a meeting and stuff for Grizzly Grand Prix. Rach drank in the room alone and helped my all day. Worked the festival wasted and insisted that I met my future husband who was working the mechanical bull ride. Said many things I shouldn't have in front of neighborhood children (shit, booze, damn, i'm wasted).
Cou: "Hi there little one. What's your name?"
Little Girl: "Bailey"
Rach: "Bailey. What a pretty name. Bailey's and Kahlua."
Cou: "Ooh yummy. I'm wasted."
And of course two of the greatest guys I know came down for an awesome evening of Kings, spilled drinks, vending machine rape, puke trails (everyones still trying to figure out who it belongs too...), and jackin off the little man for the hell of it. Thanks for that guys.
I'm terribly glad that two of the masters will be in C-ville for the summer for I will want to run away from the day camp kids and all their whinning for some good laughs.
Now that I have managed to talk about nothng for an hour I am gonna start cleaning my e-mails...cause that needs to be done ya know.
word to ya motha.
coubers