On the twelfth day of Christmas,
twoofspades sent to me...
Twelve kittens drumming
Eleven queers thrifting
Ten dildos a-flirting
Nine blackeyes fisting
Eight tattoos a-snuggling
Seven books a-spooning
Six lesbians a-role-playing
Five chu-u-u-ubby girls
Four thrift stores
Three full moons
Two other girls
...and a tolerance in a sex-positivity.