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I don't suppose any of you magic-users out there could pause in your busy schedule of accidentally setting yourselves on fire and just wave your hand and put us back in the city, could you? I rather liked the city.
This boat, on the other hand, leaves me quite unenthused. I can see a cruise being pleasant, but my mental picture also includes deck chairs and snorkelling and drinks with umbrellas.
Also, the brisk sea air is making me nauseous. I'm not seasick, I hasten to point out, but whenever the wind blows in from a particular direction, it brings with it the pungent aroma of fish, and I am left with the intense need to vomit. Thus far, I perservere, but it is not fun in the slightest.
So, oh powers that be, back to the city? Now? Please?
This boat, on the other hand, leaves me quite unenthused. I can see a cruise being pleasant, but my mental picture also includes deck chairs and snorkelling and drinks with umbrellas.
Also, the brisk sea air is making me nauseous. I'm not seasick, I hasten to point out, but whenever the wind blows in from a particular direction, it brings with it the pungent aroma of fish, and I am left with the intense need to vomit. Thus far, I perservere, but it is not fun in the slightest.
So, oh powers that be, back to the city? Now? Please?