RIP sunglasses
a few reasons why everyone should want to be an Austin:
-the innate desire to be better than everyone at everything, even things that no one else really cares about like boat parade
-when the association changes the categories from first second and third to best of show, funniest, most creative, and most patriotic... you decide that it is so you can win best of show(which really means first) and everyone else can still feel like winners
-next year we plan on winning all four categories
-uncle kelley tells everyone the jello shots are gone just so he can hoard the second cooler and pass out shots to whomever he chooses
-box wine chugging contests
-initiation into the world of legal Austin drinking... meaning you blackout before dinner and sleep till midnight
-drunken karaoke including Im too sexy sung by my 14 yrold brother, and being forced to sing baby got back due to the large bug bite on my ass
-lost sunglasses and flip flops
-waking up still half in costume
-uncle jim drinking at 1130 because we pushed back lunch hour by eating chips
-winning the 'most spirited' award for consuming the most spirits
-the innate desire to be better than everyone at everything, even things that no one else really cares about like boat parade
-when the association changes the categories from first second and third to best of show, funniest, most creative, and most patriotic... you decide that it is so you can win best of show(which really means first) and everyone else can still feel like winners
-next year we plan on winning all four categories
-uncle kelley tells everyone the jello shots are gone just so he can hoard the second cooler and pass out shots to whomever he chooses
-box wine chugging contests
-initiation into the world of legal Austin drinking... meaning you blackout before dinner and sleep till midnight
-drunken karaoke including Im too sexy sung by my 14 yrold brother, and being forced to sing baby got back due to the large bug bite on my ass
-lost sunglasses and flip flops
-waking up still half in costume
-uncle jim drinking at 1130 because we pushed back lunch hour by eating chips
-winning the 'most spirited' award for consuming the most spirits