the Bahamas quote page(s)

Mar 13, 2006 13:56

Danielle: You can't drop the drama bomb (while in the airport waiting to board out flight)

Jamie: You slutburger! (to Katie, on several occasions)

random guy: Im a virgo.
cab driver: Youre a virgin? THAT's not good!

captain: There are plenty of balls on this boat for everyone

captain: the most important rule is this... no one should be without a drink

Danielle: Why would you want to beat your cat? Thats animal cruelty! (in reference to what people would have thought of the whisper song back in the 50s)

Katie: SHIT- what stays in Nassau, happens in Nassau

Jamie: I was havingus a serious conversationus... thats Latin for having a serious conversation.

Day and Serg: Here's a toast to our parents sex drives

Security guard: you want to wake the snake, come down to the beach over there

(us all lying in bed deciding what our themes songs for spring break would be by singing a phrase from the fist song that came to mind)
Jenny: I'm in love with a stripper
Jamie: all night long...
Danielle: did you ever know that youre my hero?
Katie: I dont know what mine would be
Jamie: in the Navy...

Katie: Im dreaming of a naked Rolo
Jen: Im dreaming of a naked me
Katie: Youre dreaming of a naked baby?

Jen: the first rule about euchre is... it begins with an E

Joe: that's funny, you can laugh

Katie: if you eat my pizza, we are not going to be friends anymore

Katie: Im dancing with Patrick Suaze

Jen: Im giving up drinking... wait thats the dumbest thing I ever said

Jamie: I want to rub it up and down my body! (referring to ice on my sunburn)

Katie: thats a 5... wait no no a 10

Katie: you gotta get every hole... those goddamn ducks in alaska are dying

random guy: lets take a picture
Jamie: ok... whats your name again?
(picture is taken)
Jamie: no seriously, whats your name?

random guy: its ok, youre never going to see me again

cab driver: Conch is the viagra of the Bahamas... you give it to your boyfreind when he is under the sheet and it makes a tent

security guard: you like the caulk? (not like bathtub caulk)

random locals: we're getting sweet tonight! you drink it and it gives you the feeling
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