Halloween costumes for the bearded man

[twoheaded_boy]

Sorry, no funny jokes or pictures. I just want ideas. I can never come up with a good halloween costume. My best to date was probably the year I was Karl Marx, but that was really just a fake beard, a suit, and a copy of Capital. Anybody have any clever ideas?

Comments

[twoheaded_boy]

ooh, i've totally been looking for a good chambray shirt. i like that this costume is my regular clothes + more awesome + a porno mag.

[grahamshem]

damn, this is exactly what i do to my students.

[martropolitan]

ugh, ditto.