Voicemail

[twohalvesofaphd]

You've reached Zack Addy, in case you hadn't noticed, I'm unable to take your call, so just leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I'm able to.

Comments

[mparkerceo]

"Hello, Zack. It's Parker.

You know, Cordy & I have decided you have to learn how to defend yourself. Meet me in the gym tomorrow morning. Be ready to impress me.

And oh, right. I'll provide the padding. Byeee."

*click*

[mparkerceo]

"...going to be so very very very very sorry you were ever born, Mr. Addy. How the hell do I turn this thing off?"

*BANG BANG BANG*

"Grrrr."

[emo_padawan]

"Zack? This is Anakin. I just wanted to make sure the deathsticks didn't leave any lasting damage. Um. Give me a call whenever."

[twohalvesofaphd]

"The deathsticks? No. The booze Parker plied me with? Yes."

[emo_padawan]

"That's because Parker's evil. You should stay away from her."

[twohalvesofaphd]

"She enjoyed he wakeup call at least."

[mparkerceo]

"Zack?" evil chortling "We're not sparring tomorrow. We're doing something... different. I'll be waiting for you after your CV class.

Bye.

Oh, and Cordy liked this idea. Yesss."

click!

[southernbender]

"Zack? Umm, could you come down to the 2nd floor Common Room? It's...interesting."