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[twogravesdug]

The end of the month will be busy. What is this Halloween?

Edit:  I do not wish to wait until Halloween for candy. The words should be all that is necessary.

Comments

[moneysexual]

Gettin' candy from strangers and scaring the crap out of other people is the modern-day take on it. Egging and shaving-creamin' people's houses, too.

[twogravesdug]

That explains the increase in requests. Victims often seek vengeance.

[moneysexual]

Requests? You some kinda' delivery girl or somethin'? Leave piles of rotting meat on the stoop?

[twogravesdug]

Yes. I deliver vengeance for those who cannot do for themselves.

Trick or treat.

[moneysexual]

Those people are lame. Vengeance is something you should carry out yourself, innit?

Trick.

[twogravesdug]

Some have limped. Perhaps. Some lack the ability or power or influence to do so. Some have tried and failed.

You are to give candy once the words are said.

[moneysexual]

How much do you get paid? Sounds like a pretty sweet gig, if you have talent for it.

I ate it all. Candycorn is the only thing that tastes good, anyway.

[twogravesdug]

Paid? I have many talents.

What is that?

[moneysexual]

Money! Really? That's kinda cool! Like - ?

......... You dont. Know?

[twogravesdug]

I do not need money. Making nightmares reality.

That is why I asked.

[moneysexual]

fffff what. Money makes the WORLD go 'round. ... huh. Care to... elaborate?

It was a gift from the Indians to the Pilgrams, and the Pilgrams liked it so much that they sent it back to England where it was shipped to China and colored, and sent through India and the West Indies. IT'S CANDY. Amazing.

[twogravesdug]

I have no need to purchase anything. When people cannot enact their own vengeance and have no recourse, they enter the covenant. I ensure their attacker is punished and then ferried to hell.

Indians and Pilgrams? Candy.

[moneysexual]

Even like, clothes? No new underwear for you? Well sucks for the guy going to hell; doesn't it?

YEAH Indians and Pilgrims but no one gives a shit about them anymore. Yeah, candy.

[twogravesdug]

I have all that I need. It is not my duty to decide whom to punish. The person entering into the covenant will also be taken to hell when they die. Two graves are dug.

I do not know those people. They make candy?

[moneysexual]

... Wow. Sounds like a fine arrangement.

Ehn, they don't matter. Maybe? Well, the Pilgrims just stole shit, so they didn't make candy.

[twogravesdug]

You think so?

Thieves, then.