Three: /Rips shirt, yells Bris 'Stella' style.
Woe says my heart, WOE! How could this be? How could such misery befall me when joy can and enveloped me in her arms? My lovers, my sweet music, my sun rays in a world filled with gray clouds and darkness have forgotten me. The heartache is overwhelming, it feels like at any moment it may just give up. What is life without love? Without the smile of your lover? It is NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL. Whhy?! Why do you forget our tender embraces and loving kisses?!
To make matters worse, my bagel burnt this morning. This morning the kitchen was filled with the tempting aroma of a freshly toasted bagel and I felt my heart begin to beat with hope. A hearty breakfast can work wonders. I was looking forward to the strength it would bring me, especially with the cream cheese. BUT THEN, then wicked fate struck once again. The toaster did not war me that it was done and it consumed my bagel in what must have been a raging fire. Now it lays before me like a soldier fallen in battle. No cream cheese can save it and it was the last bagel.
Cronus, you will roo the day, do you hear me? ROO the day!
To make matters worse, my bagel burnt this morning. This morning the kitchen was filled with the tempting aroma of a freshly toasted bagel and I felt my heart begin to beat with hope. A hearty breakfast can work wonders. I was looking forward to the strength it would bring me, especially with the cream cheese. BUT THEN, then wicked fate struck once again. The toaster did not war me that it was done and it consumed my bagel in what must have been a raging fire. Now it lays before me like a soldier fallen in battle. No cream cheese can save it and it was the last bagel.
Cronus, you will roo the day, do you hear me? ROO the day!