3rd Enemy | Video / Action for Olivine (backdated to mid afternoon)

[twoenemies]

[Fuuka is currently sitting in a booth in the Olivine cafe, with Jupiter to her right. She waves to the camera after she takes a sip of some coffee.]

Good afternoon, everyone! I've finally made it to Olivine... though I think I'm a little late. Hopefully Mitsuru senpai and the others are still here.. [after she finishes that sentence, a waitress

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[pink_stalker]

Ah, so you'll be traveling along as well.

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[twoenemies]

[Oh god she was traveling with Mitsuru?]

M-Mhm. I am, miss, um... Oh, I don't think I got your name last time we talked. I'm sorry.

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[pink_stalker]

Apology accepted. I am Lady Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty♥

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[twoenemies]

[... what. Her outfit was weird enough as it is, now she's a witch? OH WELL HATERS GONNA HATE.]

A witch? As in, a real one? With a cauldron and everything? A-Ah, that's rude, I'm sorry. It's nice to meet you officially, Lambda..delta-san. I'm Fuuka Yamagishi.

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[pink_stalker]

Augh, yeah, that's rude. Totally rude! You don't see me with a broom, do you? And my hat's not even close to being pointed!

Stereotypes hurt everyone as a society, you know.

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[twoenemies]

I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to offend you! It's just-- well, until just now, I didn't even know that witches existed... [FROOOOOWN. DON'T CURSE ME WITH YOUR VOODOO POWER OK.]

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[pink_stalker]

Yeah, yeah, humans always say that. How boring! Oh well, it's not as if I care.

Just keep in mind that I'm all-powerful, deserving of your utmost respect, well more than your elder, AND totally more cute and pop than anyone else and you'll be fine.

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[twoenemies]

[Fuuka.. blinks. Yeah. She pretty much can't even think right now.]

U-Umm.. okay. Do you mind if I call you Lambda-san?

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[pink_stalker]

...Shortening my name like that is an incredible insult...

[ Only Bernkastel is allowed to get away with it, but-- ]

But I'm getting tired of reminding humans that. Use 'sama' and I'll be okay with it.

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[twoenemies]

Lambda-sama. Okay. [she smiles, even though this girl is just.. so weird. And sama? She doesn't look that much older than her..]

You aren't human? Is a witch a completely different species?

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[pink_stalker]

'Species'?

That's a narrow-minded way of looking at it. I can't believe I'm getting so used to being insulted by humans. Look, if you talked to God, would you say "hey, are you a different species?"

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[twoenemies]

A-Are you saying that you're a God..? [e-eep.]

Well, he isn't.. a human, so wouldn't that.. I-I don't know.

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[pink_stalker]

The word 'derp' comes to mind. It has no meaning and yet I feel it describes this conversation well.

I've been worshipped as a God, but I'm no Creator. POINT IS. I'm totally cooler than you, so treat me with respect.

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[twoenemies]

... Derp? This conversation.. is 'derp'? [Fuuka looks very confused.]

[chuckle.] I didn't think a God would use the word 'cool'.

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[pink_stalker]

Don't think too much about it. I'm pretty unique when it comes to my sort. I'm the strongest and cutest of them all♥

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[twoenemies]

I... see... [she's not too sure what else to say.]