stay off the roads
thats right everyone. i got my permit :) dont get too excited...or you can if you want! today was my first day of softball tryouts...it was pretty sweet. im not gonna lie. except we did like 9183929384 miles of sprinting and it didnt really work for me...even though i did mad nice.
this weekend was my uncles wedding. if was maybe the most fun weekend of my life. i was in the bridal party and it was amazing! im in love with my family. they are amazing. in everyway possible. with out them, i would not be me. there was an open bar and not that i was ordering for myself but i had madd shit and it was the life :) ahaha. loser. i danced with mah brother which was fun and my mom almost cried because she was so proud of us.
heres a story. so after the wedding we go to this bar right? and its like 1. and before this there had been an issue with the transportation. so now that thats over we all go to this bar expecting to have a jolly old time. well (i wasnt there for this BTW i was in my room getting changed and then i was on my way over) my mom and step-gma went to the bathroom and the step-gma (Barbara) dropped something and so she decided to put her purse on the sink and get it when she came out. now, this bar was basically closed to the people and only open for us so there was a girl in the bathroom, about 21. so barabara comes out and the purse is gone. so they were like dont let that girl leave. sp they take her into the managers office where my mother proceeds to kick eveyone out and become carmen sadiego. so she says to the girl, "if you have nothing to do with this, prove it. i want you to take everything out of you purse." the girl responds, "no please, you do it" my mother then notices something interesting so she plays along and takes out a lip stick or something and the girl says oh thats my lip gloss and as my mother leans over to put it on the desk in front of them, she goes into the girl's ear and says, "hey ashley, i see the bag behind you back, just give it to me." so the girl gave it to my mom and then was taken out of the bar and booed at my the crowd. it was quite an event.
just one of the many crazy stories of the parker/roskin/improta gang.
this weekend was my uncles wedding. if was maybe the most fun weekend of my life. i was in the bridal party and it was amazing! im in love with my family. they are amazing. in everyway possible. with out them, i would not be me. there was an open bar and not that i was ordering for myself but i had madd shit and it was the life :) ahaha. loser. i danced with mah brother which was fun and my mom almost cried because she was so proud of us.
heres a story. so after the wedding we go to this bar right? and its like 1. and before this there had been an issue with the transportation. so now that thats over we all go to this bar expecting to have a jolly old time. well (i wasnt there for this BTW i was in my room getting changed and then i was on my way over) my mom and step-gma went to the bathroom and the step-gma (Barbara) dropped something and so she decided to put her purse on the sink and get it when she came out. now, this bar was basically closed to the people and only open for us so there was a girl in the bathroom, about 21. so barabara comes out and the purse is gone. so they were like dont let that girl leave. sp they take her into the managers office where my mother proceeds to kick eveyone out and become carmen sadiego. so she says to the girl, "if you have nothing to do with this, prove it. i want you to take everything out of you purse." the girl responds, "no please, you do it" my mother then notices something interesting so she plays along and takes out a lip stick or something and the girl says oh thats my lip gloss and as my mother leans over to put it on the desk in front of them, she goes into the girl's ear and says, "hey ashley, i see the bag behind you back, just give it to me." so the girl gave it to my mom and then was taken out of the bar and booed at my the crowd. it was quite an event.
just one of the many crazy stories of the parker/roskin/improta gang.