I thought that growing up in rural Iowa would have prepared me for living in Carnation, WA (pop. 1,893), but no. The Twin Peaks moments have been increasingly frequent lately. A single trip to the gas station tonight introduced me to:
- Gas Station Attendant Who Guesses The Year Of Every Customer's Car
- Man Who Talks To Propane Tanks
- Woman Who Humps The Doors of Cars
I blame meth.