Stolen from Ryan (again)
Wrath
1. Who did you last get angry at? my brother in law Eddie
2. What is your weapon of choice? tire pump
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Fuck yes.
4. How about of the same sex? Even more so.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My Sister
6. What is your pet peeve? People who go in groups to restaraunts only to sit silent and listen to your conversation like a bunch of fucking baboons.
Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I guess floss.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1 p.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Yoder
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "My answering phone doesn't like you."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yeah, the Turbo cooker.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout? Around 4 months ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None, I'm proned to wake up by being pissed off.
Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Imported Green Tea (wahah)
2. Meat eater? man is carnivore, so yes.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 3 Rum and Cokes, one Sunrise, two Whiskey Sours and an assorted amount of beers.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No, I'm self sufficient within my goals.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Fuck my fatty cells. I'm compulsive.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought lunch? Gummi Bears.
Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 2
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation? no, I'm no obvious savage.
4. Have you "done it"? ahfuhihf
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? legs
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not that I know of.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope, havent needed to, I'm on the pill.
Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own? None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Ebay, the satanic fury of consumerism.
3. If you had 1 million, what would you do with it? Buy necessities, then blow the rest on guilty pleasures.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous, then if you get broke you can mooch off your fans or friends.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Already am.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yep.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Roundabout numba of 24-26
Pride
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Met Ashley
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Done well in school.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Become a renown novelist.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Occassionally.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha, ;-)
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes
7. Have you ever been cheated on? nope
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Paul's computer knowledge (mental item)
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Wes Anderson
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Matt Damon (luxery of exploitation).
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Mostly no.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Whimsical Wrath
1. Who did you last get angry at? my brother in law Eddie
2. What is your weapon of choice? tire pump
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Fuck yes.
4. How about of the same sex? Even more so.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? My Sister
6. What is your pet peeve? People who go in groups to restaraunts only to sit silent and listen to your conversation like a bunch of fucking baboons.
Sloth
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I guess floss.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1 p.m.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Yoder
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "My answering phone doesn't like you."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yeah, the Turbo cooker.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout? Around 4 months ago
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None, I'm proned to wake up by being pissed off.
Gluttony
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Imported Green Tea (wahah)
2. Meat eater? man is carnivore, so yes.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 3 Rum and Cokes, one Sunrise, two Whiskey Sours and an assorted amount of beers.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No, I'm self sufficient within my goals.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Fuck my fatty cells. I'm compulsive.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Spicy.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought lunch? Gummi Bears.
Lust
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 2
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation? no, I'm no obvious savage.
4. Have you "done it"? ahfuhihf
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? legs
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Not that I know of.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Nope, havent needed to, I'm on the pill.
Greed
1. How many credit cards do you own? None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Ebay, the satanic fury of consumerism.
3. If you had 1 million, what would you do with it? Buy necessities, then blow the rest on guilty pleasures.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous, then if you get broke you can mooch off your fans or friends.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Already am.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yep.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Roundabout numba of 24-26
Pride
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Met Ashley
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Done well in school.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Become a renown novelist.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Occassionally.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Hahaha, ;-)
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes
7. Have you ever been cheated on? nope
Envy
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Paul's computer knowledge (mental item)
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Wes Anderson
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Matt Damon (luxery of exploitation).
4. Have you ever been cheated on? no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Mostly no.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Whimsical Wrath