but what about the latest dj-kicks album from mugen?
Today's fic ideas:
01. Has no one written a Batman/Prince of Tennis pastiche? I mean, come on, Ryoma would make a great Robin. Except for the part where he probably doesn't care if it's not tennis. But think about it-- he's tiny, he's pedophilic, he'd look great in hotpants, and he's certainly athletic. Not to mention obsessive enough. And personally I'd love to see Tezuka have a "My Parents Are Dead" complex. And have multiple proteges. Of varying types of fucked-up-ness. All with "My Parents Are Dead" complexes of one sort or another. And then Mizuki would be the joker. And Fuji would be Catwoman. And someone really silly and absolutely gay but somehow still inspiring should be Superman. At this point I am thinking Atobe, but I am open to suggestions. I also want Kirihara to be Jason Todd.
02. Someone somewhere has to have written an Ouran/Melancholy of... crossover. I bet Kyon and Haruhi sit down and silently emote sympathy and empathy at each other. And Tamaki tries to get Yuki to talk to him but ends up just gaping at her reading speed. And Kyouya tries to get Itsuki to join the host club, but Haruhi S. stops him, so they have to barter. And Renge and Haruhi realize they are kindred spirits. And Haruhi F. charms Mikuru without even meaning to. And then they all film another movie. (Also Haruhi S. agrees that Honey is an alien, for sure.)
03. Cathy: god i love shika and naruto
Jackie: god me too
Cathy: too bad shika is a baby daddy now
Jackie: hahahahhaha
Cathy: and can't screw around
Jackie: oh my god
naruto comes over to hang out
Cathy: a;sdf why does naruto talk in caps in my head
Jackie: shikamaru has the baby in one of those sthings that holds the baby to your chest
answers the door with a bottle in his hand
Cathy: SHIKA OMG YOU HAVE A KID!
Jackie: I CANT NARUTO
KURENAI HAS HER TEAM TODAY
Cathy: shikamaru is kind of whipped
Jackie: jhfkfsd hayyy stop shouting naruto
you're making asuma jr cry
Cathy: OMG I AM SORRY
OMG HE IS DROOLING!
AHAHAHAH DROOL.
Jackie: fhjdsfhsdf
shikmaru's mom just slams the door
Cathy: naruto = the worst dad ever
Jackie: god i just imagine her giving birth and afterwards her team is like gathered around her while she holds the baby
and kiba is like
aoimaru
hidorimaru
kurenai: NO
Cathy: and then kiba is like ch'.
he has an ugly face anyway
Jackie: kiba: they're proud names
fdhsfsdf
hinata is like DONT SAY THAT
shino tries to touch it
Cathy: ahaha, it flinches
Jackie: kurenai kinda moves the baby away
Cathy: starts wailing
Jackie: I LOVE THAT EVERYONE AGREES
Cathy: i bet shika picks it up
Jackie: SHINO = DISGUSTING
Cathy: shino scares the fuck out of me
Jackie: i know me too
Cathy: and like shika bounces it on his knee
and then it pees on him
Jackie: he just sits there
sighs
asuma wasn't worth this
Cathy: and the Ino starts laughing
like, a really big belly laugh
Jackie: fkdhkfsd fuck i love ino
Cathy: just cracking up
and hinata is like a-ano...
Jackie: chouji is like let me hold it
ino: no way, you'll eat it
Cathy: chouji is like *INFLATES*
I DON'T EAT BABIES
Jackie: ESPECIALLY NOT SENSEI'S BABIES
Cathy: and akamaru sniffs it
and woofs
and Kiba is like I KNOW, RIGHT?
Jackie: and pees on the carpet
fgjdsf crying
i know right
neji shows up
like knocks on the doorframe
kurenai: oh neji-kun, hello
neji: *ignore* hinata-sama, it's almost time for dinner
Cathy: i think neji has a secret fear of babies.
Jackie: no shit
Cathy: ahahah kurenai is ilke
Neji do you want to hold him/her?
Jackie: jhfjdsfds
KEKKON DESU
Cathy: ahahahhaa
Jackie: hinata is like a-ah eto.. maybe i might..
neji: nononono no time
neji: your father despises tardiness!!!
Cathy: and kiba like
kiba is like man you are no fun
Jackie: god this is why i cannot on good faith have gaara marry into hyuuga
cause hinata can only find happiness with kiba
because neji and kiba would hate each other
Cathy: hanabi will marry gaara
Jackie: true
Cathy: hinata can marry kiba
Jackie: hanabi is such a monster though
Cathy: and neji can hate him
a;sdjaf
but.
gaara will be closer to naruto
he can run over during the middle of the night
and scare the shit out of naruto
Jackie: jhkfdsf
breathless
and scared
naruto: how did you get up here
naruto: seriously i live on the 6th floor and youre outside my window
Cathy: gaara: SHE HAS BREASTS
Jackie: fjhds wait somehow we are writing la foule again
Cathy: as;dfa;f
what.
Jackie: adorable person amrries beast
runs to bff for help
Cathy: ohmygod
Jackie: HAHHA kyouya = naruto
04. I want to read an AU written by someone with infinite patience where everyone from every fandom I know of is in modern Japan, and if they're supposed to be in modern Japan, then they keep doing what they do, but if they don't, they're like, DJs or fashionistas or reporters or something clinically insane. Let me rephrase this. I want a modern Japan AU of everything, one gigantic happening crossover. Like, Hikaru and Akira go to Pantasia after playing go and there they run into profession dragracer Naruto who just happens to be getting an autograph from Ryoma, pro-tennis player, and across the street Mao, having come back from China, has opened a ramen shop with Shell and Leon and Meili in tow; it's visited by Sakuragi Hanamichi, Heero Yui, and Akane Tachibana, coming back from a basketball match, and their meal is interrupted by Ash who happens to be an animal trainer and is asking if anyone has seen a large, yellow rodent running around, and just at that moment Spike gets bitten on the foot by it, which causes him to upturn his ramen bowl straight onto, oh, say, Shun, to the amusement of Shinobu and Mitsuru. Then somewhere else in Tokyo, Kyouya is insider-trading with the von Lohengramms while the news reporter on the TV talks about mysterious heart attacks plaguing criminals. Aizen and Gin have tea with Seishirou and Yuuto, Harry accidentally Apparates on top of Yukito's grocery bags, Hei has a run-in with Sylar who's tailing Peter Parker, and all that psychic buzz around Tokyo gets the JLA and Count D involved. Meanwhile the Jammy Angels get wind of the Storm Riders, Yuki Nagato discovers Lain, and Johnny's Entertainment wonders what they're going to do with CODE GEASS if their members keep getting mysteriously ill, even if they're always magically at the top of the charts.
Or, you know, something like that. (bonus points to anyone who wants to name all the fandoms in that one paragraph. ._.)
05. By the way, his parents are dead.
Edit//
Danone v. Wahaha
background of the dispute, translated from Chinese
continuation of the story
recent developments writeup 1, writeup 2
holy shit, you guys. Remind me never to go into law in China. Or, uh, go into business at all in China.
01. Has no one written a Batman/Prince of Tennis pastiche? I mean, come on, Ryoma would make a great Robin. Except for the part where he probably doesn't care if it's not tennis. But think about it-- he's tiny, he's pedophilic, he'd look great in hotpants, and he's certainly athletic. Not to mention obsessive enough. And personally I'd love to see Tezuka have a "My Parents Are Dead" complex. And have multiple proteges. Of varying types of fucked-up-ness. All with "My Parents Are Dead" complexes of one sort or another. And then Mizuki would be the joker. And Fuji would be Catwoman. And someone really silly and absolutely gay but somehow still inspiring should be Superman. At this point I am thinking Atobe, but I am open to suggestions. I also want Kirihara to be Jason Todd.
02. Someone somewhere has to have written an Ouran/Melancholy of... crossover. I bet Kyon and Haruhi sit down and silently emote sympathy and empathy at each other. And Tamaki tries to get Yuki to talk to him but ends up just gaping at her reading speed. And Kyouya tries to get Itsuki to join the host club, but Haruhi S. stops him, so they have to barter. And Renge and Haruhi realize they are kindred spirits. And Haruhi F. charms Mikuru without even meaning to. And then they all film another movie. (Also Haruhi S. agrees that Honey is an alien, for sure.)
03. Cathy: god i love shika and naruto
Jackie: god me too
Cathy: too bad shika is a baby daddy now
Jackie: hahahahhaha
Cathy: and can't screw around
Jackie: oh my god
naruto comes over to hang out
Cathy: a;sdf why does naruto talk in caps in my head
Jackie: shikamaru has the baby in one of those sthings that holds the baby to your chest
answers the door with a bottle in his hand
Cathy: SHIKA OMG YOU HAVE A KID!
Jackie: I CANT NARUTO
KURENAI HAS HER TEAM TODAY
Cathy: shikamaru is kind of whipped
Jackie: jhfkfsd hayyy stop shouting naruto
you're making asuma jr cry
Cathy: OMG I AM SORRY
OMG HE IS DROOLING!
AHAHAHAH DROOL.
Jackie: fhjdsfhsdf
shikmaru's mom just slams the door
Cathy: naruto = the worst dad ever
Jackie: god i just imagine her giving birth and afterwards her team is like gathered around her while she holds the baby
and kiba is like
aoimaru
hidorimaru
kurenai: NO
Cathy: and then kiba is like ch'.
he has an ugly face anyway
Jackie: kiba: they're proud names
fdhsfsdf
hinata is like DONT SAY THAT
shino tries to touch it
Cathy: ahaha, it flinches
Jackie: kurenai kinda moves the baby away
Cathy: starts wailing
Jackie: I LOVE THAT EVERYONE AGREES
Cathy: i bet shika picks it up
Jackie: SHINO = DISGUSTING
Cathy: shino scares the fuck out of me
Jackie: i know me too
Cathy: and like shika bounces it on his knee
and then it pees on him
Jackie: he just sits there
sighs
asuma wasn't worth this
Cathy: and the Ino starts laughing
like, a really big belly laugh
Jackie: fkdhkfsd fuck i love ino
Cathy: just cracking up
and hinata is like a-ano...
Jackie: chouji is like let me hold it
ino: no way, you'll eat it
Cathy: chouji is like *INFLATES*
I DON'T EAT BABIES
Jackie: ESPECIALLY NOT SENSEI'S BABIES
Cathy: and akamaru sniffs it
and woofs
and Kiba is like I KNOW, RIGHT?
Jackie: and pees on the carpet
fgjdsf crying
i know right
neji shows up
like knocks on the doorframe
kurenai: oh neji-kun, hello
neji: *ignore* hinata-sama, it's almost time for dinner
Cathy: i think neji has a secret fear of babies.
Jackie: no shit
Cathy: ahahah kurenai is ilke
Neji do you want to hold him/her?
Jackie: jhfjdsfds
KEKKON DESU
Cathy: ahahahhaa
Jackie: hinata is like a-ah eto.. maybe i might..
neji: nononono no time
neji: your father despises tardiness!!!
Cathy: and kiba like
kiba is like man you are no fun
Jackie: god this is why i cannot on good faith have gaara marry into hyuuga
cause hinata can only find happiness with kiba
because neji and kiba would hate each other
Cathy: hanabi will marry gaara
Jackie: true
Cathy: hinata can marry kiba
Jackie: hanabi is such a monster though
Cathy: and neji can hate him
a;sdjaf
but.
gaara will be closer to naruto
he can run over during the middle of the night
and scare the shit out of naruto
Jackie: jhkfdsf
breathless
and scared
naruto: how did you get up here
naruto: seriously i live on the 6th floor and youre outside my window
Cathy: gaara: SHE HAS BREASTS
Jackie: fjhds wait somehow we are writing la foule again
Cathy: as;dfa;f
what.
Jackie: adorable person amrries beast
runs to bff for help
Cathy: ohmygod
Jackie: HAHHA kyouya = naruto
04. I want to read an AU written by someone with infinite patience where everyone from every fandom I know of is in modern Japan, and if they're supposed to be in modern Japan, then they keep doing what they do, but if they don't, they're like, DJs or fashionistas or reporters or something clinically insane. Let me rephrase this. I want a modern Japan AU of everything, one gigantic happening crossover. Like, Hikaru and Akira go to Pantasia after playing go and there they run into profession dragracer Naruto who just happens to be getting an autograph from Ryoma, pro-tennis player, and across the street Mao, having come back from China, has opened a ramen shop with Shell and Leon and Meili in tow; it's visited by Sakuragi Hanamichi, Heero Yui, and Akane Tachibana, coming back from a basketball match, and their meal is interrupted by Ash who happens to be an animal trainer and is asking if anyone has seen a large, yellow rodent running around, and just at that moment Spike gets bitten on the foot by it, which causes him to upturn his ramen bowl straight onto, oh, say, Shun, to the amusement of Shinobu and Mitsuru. Then somewhere else in Tokyo, Kyouya is insider-trading with the von Lohengramms while the news reporter on the TV talks about mysterious heart attacks plaguing criminals. Aizen and Gin have tea with Seishirou and Yuuto, Harry accidentally Apparates on top of Yukito's grocery bags, Hei has a run-in with Sylar who's tailing Peter Parker, and all that psychic buzz around Tokyo gets the JLA and Count D involved. Meanwhile the Jammy Angels get wind of the Storm Riders, Yuki Nagato discovers Lain, and Johnny's Entertainment wonders what they're going to do with CODE GEASS if their members keep getting mysteriously ill, even if they're always magically at the top of the charts.
Or, you know, something like that. (bonus points to anyone who wants to name all the fandoms in that one paragraph. ._.)
05. By the way, his parents are dead.
Edit//
Danone v. Wahaha
background of the dispute, translated from Chinese
continuation of the story
recent developments writeup 1, writeup 2
holy shit, you guys. Remind me never to go into law in China. Or, uh, go into business at all in China.