ouran: episode 33: this is our ouran family

[two_if_by_sea]

cathy: asdfa;s
this morning i was thinking of reel to reel movies
like the old machines
jackie: yeahh
cathy: i don't know
catching on fire or something
anyway
continue
jackie: crying what
cathy: i don't know why I even said that
jackie: i

Comments

[derogatory]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FIC OF ALL TIME. I WILL RECCOMEND IT TO EVERYONE I KNOW, AND EVER PEOPLE I DON'T. BEST LINES;

Nekozawa is in a tiny frightened heap in one corner of the music room. Thankfully, everything else is unharmed.

COUVADES!!!!

He has a brilliant eureka smile that is usually followed by a statement like all we have to do is ship in an elephant from Africa.

"I'm going to be the father of your child. Of course I'll know where you are."

Nekozawa finally informs them that Kyouya indeed does not possess any hint of darkness to him (the twins: "That's wrong. Do it again.")

god i love this. I'm so excited. I can't stop rereading parts. China is so flattering on your writing, even if it has always been amazing. God Tamaki asking how to get somebody preganant and Kyouya fighting for the baby's existence and vomitting on the floor and what made you think it was a boy?

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don't you love the fact that after you stopped helping me with haruhi's lines, SHE DISAPPEARED FROM THE STORY? Also I think Tamaki makes them all give Kyouya a baby shower and THERE IS AN ELEPHANT from Africa. Also a baby elephant. THIS IS GOOD LUCK, says, Tamaki.

i'm so excited for jean pierre. YOU BETTER WRITE THIS QUICKLY or else I will be very unhappy. Somehow we have to write episode 27 because I just want to see the line "....................they're still here" really, really badly.

[derogatory]

HAHHAA TAMAKI IS LIKE IN THE CHINESE ZODIAC THIS IS A GREAT YEAR FOR A BABY and sets off fireworks indoors.

hgjhgj god 27. Sounds so good. I have got no progress on the jean pierre though, I'm so anxious to follow this up.

[arisato]

oh my god, when jackie was explaining this to me I was in stitches laughing, but I wasn't prepared to actually stop breathing I was laughing so hard. THIS IS SO GENIUS, I - LIKE JACKIE - WILL FORCE IT UPON ALL MY FRIENDS AND RE-READ IT RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL MY DYING DAY

Because no review is complete without UTTER FAVOURITES:

"Ahh, just what we need," Hikaru says from the other side of the room. "More evil in Kyouya."

"Or more evil from Kyouya," Kaoru amends, twirling a pen and frowning. He stabs a finger at the laptop screen. "Is that the pregnant Schwarzenegger?"

"Gross," the twins chime together.

asldkfjalgkj the twins are in such perfectly amazing synch and their occasional little interjections (Twins: "That's wrong. Do it again.") and fits of hysterical laughter just make it SO GODDAMN OURAN, but I think my favourite line in the history of ever is: The twins have drawn up a list of baby names that includes Mojojojo, Evil Baby, and Beelzebub.

sdlkfj AND TAMAKI, OH GOD, TAMAKI, AND ESPECIALLY WITH KYOUYA - Tamaki mumbles, "Don't

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a;dfkajs; I like how most of your lines are actually lines Jackie fed me. BASICALLY THIS STORY WAS A CREATIVE LESSON IN C&P. Also the twins are horrible human beings but they are great for wry interjections. I bet the first thing they said to Nekozawa was "DO NOT WANT!!"

also Tamaki being anyone's baby daddy (especially Kyouya's baby daddy) is just full of immense hilarity and terrible touching sentiment but ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC. I mean, it's crazy enough to think of Tamaki passing on his own genes but THEN TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S? And Suou Papa and Ootori Papa are my favorites. I think eventually I might have to write an episode that's like, FATHER'S DAY OFF, and it'll be Suou Papa, Ootori Papa, and Ranka getting themselves in stupid situations and eventually the Hostbu has to bail them out, to the embarrassment of Kyouya and Yoshio.

I'll warn you! I am actually really boring! Mostly I just ramble about gay tennis animes and/or my conversations with jackie!!

[derogatory]

FATHER'S DAY OFF!!! YESSS tamaki would be like I WANT TO COME TOO

suou papa: oh my god he looks so cute he thinks he's being stealth
ootori papa: :-L
ranka: LET'S LOSE HIM!
tamaki: :(((((((( mattttteeeee baa..

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tamaki saying matteba reminds me of naruto OH NO INSTANT CRACKFIC. Also the papas looking at kiddie pictures of Haruhi. And Suou papa deciding he wants to try crossdressing for a day. Ootori papa: NO.

[ex_parle]

THIS WINS. omgggggggggggggggggg.

[two_if_by_sea]

MPREG FOR GREAT JUSTICE?

[givemehistory]

Projectors catching on fire = my very worst nightmare. ;________;

[two_if_by_sea]

God, I know. Plus Cinema Paradiso scarred me for life.

[bookshop]

Dude, Jackie made me read this.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD. I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY. GOD.

[two_if_by_sea]

bing says you're a cheater because you're on LJ even though you said you wouldn't be :>

anyway. ARE YOU WATCHING OURAN?? SINCE WHEN?? (bing says she might forgive you if you've been watching ouran) DO YOU SHIP KYOUYA/TAMAKI?? HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY OF THE LIGHT? (bing doesn't want you in the fandom THAT'S NOT TRUE SLajder if you don't ship them)

♥. I miss you on LJ. No, for serious. Wordpress is great, but not as great as having everyone on one server. I think. (bing and i want to tell you we have journalfen usernames because it allows us to be wanky now. bing's should be really obvious. i'm seasquared.)

[one_if_by_land]

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I DON'T SHIP KYOUYA/TAMAKI
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[one_if_by_land]

(c: sorry. we were fighting over the keyboard.

oh shit this is still bing's journal login.

.......hi aja.)