People suck.
1. If the book you want doesn't exist then I can't get it for you.
2. If our suppliers are out of stock then I can't get the book for you.
3. I am not psychic, nor do I know of every book in existence. So telling me it is about buying a house in France but it's not any of the ones already on the shelves is not helpful.
4. It is highly unlikely we will stock books on the following: old tractors, Rover 75's or pictures of Iceland.
5. Giving me the wrong title will not enable me to find the right book.
6. Derren Brown has not written a book. I don't know why.
7. Check the book to see whether there is a price anywhere before you ask me how much it costs.
8. If you've left it this late to order a book you want in time for Christmas then I really don't pity you if you don't get it in time.
9. Read the terms and conditions.
10. I don't care how much the other bookshop is selling 'The Da Vinci Code' for.
-- Follow these rules and we'll get on just fine. Thank you.
2. If our suppliers are out of stock then I can't get the book for you.
3. I am not psychic, nor do I know of every book in existence. So telling me it is about buying a house in France but it's not any of the ones already on the shelves is not helpful.
4. It is highly unlikely we will stock books on the following: old tractors, Rover 75's or pictures of Iceland.
5. Giving me the wrong title will not enable me to find the right book.
6. Derren Brown has not written a book. I don't know why.
7. Check the book to see whether there is a price anywhere before you ask me how much it costs.
8. If you've left it this late to order a book you want in time for Christmas then I really don't pity you if you don't get it in time.
9. Read the terms and conditions.
10. I don't care how much the other bookshop is selling 'The Da Vinci Code' for.
-- Follow these rules and we'll get on just fine. Thank you.