Affairs with the toilet
Funny as HELL conversation between me and Robyn....WOO HOO.....we are so dumb lol.....cant wait till Mike can drive lol, hes gotta bring me to come see you Robyn! hehe,,.....but yes....read read read:
xunderoathx07: i see you're back.
xunderoathx07: ::sniffs::
xunderoathx07: ::stares::
FallenDream13: had to pee lol
xunderoathx07: uh huh. you were cheating on your computer, weren't you?
FallenDream13: OKAY I ADMITT IT, i've been having an affair with the toilet...*cries*
FallenDream13: it just feels so good to pee....but my ocmputer never wants ot let me leave it
FallenDream13: *shakes head* cries more*
xunderoathx07: ::grabs pen and paper:: uh huh...tell me more...
xunderoathx07: have you been ::looks around:: cheating...long?
FallenDream13: *looks depressed*.....its been about a month now
xunderoathx07: uh huh...tell me more...how many times do you ...uh...have....uh...relations with this "friend" of yours?
FallenDream13: at least 5 times a day *sobs*
xunderoathx07: ::pats back:: it's okay friend. it happens to the best of us
xunderoathx07: does your...uh...computer know?
FallenDream13: *gets all protective* NEVER
xunderoathx07: you have to...
FallenDream13: noooo i cant...NOOOOO *scream/cries*
xunderoathx07: ::hugs:: it's okay, friend. you've been keeping this in too long...
FallenDream13: *hugs*
xunderoathx07: i think your computer will understand
xunderoathx07: it's time...you have to.
FallenDream13: not uh...secretly hes been beating me
FallenDream13: *shows u bruise*
FallenDream13: look my my eyes and my poor fingers too *cries8
xunderoathx07: ::shock:: have you seen a doctor about this!?
FallenDream13: NEVR
xunderoathx07: A PAPER CUT!?
xunderoathx07: when i thought his "printer" had sunk no lower!
FallenDream13: uh huh *nods*
xunderoathx07: ::shakes head:: what a sick-SICK machine you have, ther
FallenDream13: BUT I LOV EHIM
xunderoathx07: maybe, because you love him, it's for the best to let him go. or ...the toilet.
FallenDream13: but i cant live with out either of them
FallenDream13: if i leave the toilet ill get wit the tree again
xunderoathx07: and, everyone knows, without the toilet...your internal organs will burst.
FallenDream13: :-(
xunderoathx07: theres another!?
FallenDream13: NO!
xunderoathx07: ::shakes head:: i think you need to be separate from both of them for...a little while
xunderoathx07: i think you need to decide which one is for the best. and... i have news
FallenDream13: *looks interested*
xunderoathx07: i've...::starts crying::: IVE....::cries harder:: ::mumbles::
FallenDream13: yes yes
xunderoathx07: god, ::wipes eyes:: i feel so ashamed...
FallenDream13: keep going
FallenDream13: *gasp*
xunderoathx07: IVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE TOILET! ::burst into tears::
FallenDream13: *gasp*
FallenDream13: *hugs*
FallenDream13: it happens to the best of us
xunderoathx07: HES SO SEDUCTFUL!
FallenDream13: i know!
FallenDream13: sexy toilet he is
xunderoathx07: it's so tempting, with the cushiony toilet paper, and the nice seat...::hugs::
xunderoathx07: ITS PORCAELIN FOR GODS SAKE! PORCEALIN!
FallenDream13: i know
xunderoathx07: ...you cant find too many toilets that good now-a-days...
FallenDream13: *hugs toilet*
xunderoathx07: they're all low...and cheap!
FallenDream13: nope
FallenDream13: yup
xunderoathx07: no one likes cheap toilets...NO ONE ,i tell ya!
xunderoathx07: ::cries::
FallenDream13: *cries as well(
xunderoathx07: we shall cry together! ::cries::
FallenDream13: *cries8
xunderoathx07: ::gets out tissues::
FallenDream13: *gets the icecream*
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: lol
xunderoathx07: hahaha
xunderoathx07: we're so silly
FallenDream13: indeedy
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: i'm so putting that in my journal
xunderoathx07: hahaha
xunderoathx07: that's great
FallenDream13: me too!
FallenDream13: lol
FallenDream13: u stoled my idear
xunderoathx07: i said it first!
xunderoathx07: lol
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: ::runs and puts it in journal::
FallenDream13: NOOOO
FallenDream13: lol
FallenDream13: i want all this in here so ima wait
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: ::sets out spike-roll to slash your tires::
FallenDream13: ...damn we are wierd lol
FallenDream13: hahaha
xunderoathx07: well, well ,well
xunderoathx07: look who got online
FallenDream13: *flys over it*
FallenDream13: HIM/....basartd
xunderoathx07: if he ims you , you know what to say!
xunderoathx07: lol
FallenDream13: yep!
xunderoathx07: say you're mad at him
FallenDream13: this part will not be in the journall ol
xunderoathx07: cause we both are! ...no, it will not...lol
FallenDream13: well then ane mone
xunderoathx07: ::hi 5's::
FallenDream13: hahah
FallenDream13: *high fives back*
xunderoathx07: yeah, we rock!
xunderoathx07: did "he" im you?
FallenDream13: nope lo
FallenDream13: did "he" im you?
xunderoathx07: nope ::looks with evil eyes at "his" screen name::
FallenDream13: ahaha
FallenDream13: iwant dinner, but im too lazy to make it
FallenDream13: hmm....brb
xunderoathx07: lol
xunderoathx07: okay
FallenDream13: back
xunderoathx07: ok
xunderoathx07: im just putting this in my journal on myspace
FallenDream13: me too lol
xunderoathx07: we're so dumb.
xunderoathx07: lol
FallenDream13: indeed we are
xunderoathx07: i see you're back.
xunderoathx07: ::sniffs::
xunderoathx07: ::stares::
FallenDream13: had to pee lol
xunderoathx07: uh huh. you were cheating on your computer, weren't you?
FallenDream13: OKAY I ADMITT IT, i've been having an affair with the toilet...*cries*
FallenDream13: it just feels so good to pee....but my ocmputer never wants ot let me leave it
FallenDream13: *shakes head* cries more*
xunderoathx07: ::grabs pen and paper:: uh huh...tell me more...
xunderoathx07: have you been ::looks around:: cheating...long?
FallenDream13: *looks depressed*.....its been about a month now
xunderoathx07: uh huh...tell me more...how many times do you ...uh...have....uh...relations with this "friend" of yours?
FallenDream13: at least 5 times a day *sobs*
xunderoathx07: ::pats back:: it's okay friend. it happens to the best of us
xunderoathx07: does your...uh...computer know?
FallenDream13: *gets all protective* NEVER
xunderoathx07: you have to...
FallenDream13: noooo i cant...NOOOOO *scream/cries*
xunderoathx07: ::hugs:: it's okay, friend. you've been keeping this in too long...
FallenDream13: *hugs*
xunderoathx07: i think your computer will understand
xunderoathx07: it's time...you have to.
FallenDream13: not uh...secretly hes been beating me
FallenDream13: *shows u bruise*
FallenDream13: look my my eyes and my poor fingers too *cries8
xunderoathx07: ::shock:: have you seen a doctor about this!?
FallenDream13: NEVR
xunderoathx07: A PAPER CUT!?
xunderoathx07: when i thought his "printer" had sunk no lower!
FallenDream13: uh huh *nods*
xunderoathx07: ::shakes head:: what a sick-SICK machine you have, ther
FallenDream13: BUT I LOV EHIM
xunderoathx07: maybe, because you love him, it's for the best to let him go. or ...the toilet.
FallenDream13: but i cant live with out either of them
FallenDream13: if i leave the toilet ill get wit the tree again
xunderoathx07: and, everyone knows, without the toilet...your internal organs will burst.
FallenDream13: :-(
xunderoathx07: theres another!?
FallenDream13: NO!
xunderoathx07: ::shakes head:: i think you need to be separate from both of them for...a little while
xunderoathx07: i think you need to decide which one is for the best. and... i have news
FallenDream13: *looks interested*
xunderoathx07: i've...::starts crying::: IVE....::cries harder:: ::mumbles::
FallenDream13: yes yes
xunderoathx07: god, ::wipes eyes:: i feel so ashamed...
FallenDream13: keep going
FallenDream13: *gasp*
xunderoathx07: IVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE TOILET! ::burst into tears::
FallenDream13: *gasp*
FallenDream13: *hugs*
FallenDream13: it happens to the best of us
xunderoathx07: HES SO SEDUCTFUL!
FallenDream13: i know!
FallenDream13: sexy toilet he is
xunderoathx07: it's so tempting, with the cushiony toilet paper, and the nice seat...::hugs::
xunderoathx07: ITS PORCAELIN FOR GODS SAKE! PORCEALIN!
FallenDream13: i know
xunderoathx07: ...you cant find too many toilets that good now-a-days...
FallenDream13: *hugs toilet*
xunderoathx07: they're all low...and cheap!
FallenDream13: nope
FallenDream13: yup
xunderoathx07: no one likes cheap toilets...NO ONE ,i tell ya!
xunderoathx07: ::cries::
FallenDream13: *cries as well(
xunderoathx07: we shall cry together! ::cries::
FallenDream13: *cries8
xunderoathx07: ::gets out tissues::
FallenDream13: *gets the icecream*
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: lol
xunderoathx07: hahaha
xunderoathx07: we're so silly
FallenDream13: indeedy
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: i'm so putting that in my journal
xunderoathx07: hahaha
xunderoathx07: that's great
FallenDream13: me too!
FallenDream13: lol
FallenDream13: u stoled my idear
xunderoathx07: i said it first!
xunderoathx07: lol
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: ::runs and puts it in journal::
FallenDream13: NOOOO
FallenDream13: lol
FallenDream13: i want all this in here so ima wait
FallenDream13: lol
xunderoathx07: ::sets out spike-roll to slash your tires::
FallenDream13: ...damn we are wierd lol
FallenDream13: hahaha
xunderoathx07: well, well ,well
xunderoathx07: look who got online
FallenDream13: *flys over it*
FallenDream13: HIM/....basartd
xunderoathx07: if he ims you , you know what to say!
xunderoathx07: lol
FallenDream13: yep!
xunderoathx07: say you're mad at him
FallenDream13: this part will not be in the journall ol
xunderoathx07: cause we both are! ...no, it will not...lol
FallenDream13: well then ane mone
xunderoathx07: ::hi 5's::
FallenDream13: hahah
FallenDream13: *high fives back*
xunderoathx07: yeah, we rock!
xunderoathx07: did "he" im you?
FallenDream13: nope lo
FallenDream13: did "he" im you?
xunderoathx07: nope ::looks with evil eyes at "his" screen name::
FallenDream13: ahaha
FallenDream13: iwant dinner, but im too lazy to make it
FallenDream13: hmm....brb
xunderoathx07: lol
xunderoathx07: okay
FallenDream13: back
xunderoathx07: ok
xunderoathx07: im just putting this in my journal on myspace
FallenDream13: me too lol
xunderoathx07: we're so dumb.
xunderoathx07: lol
FallenDream13: indeed we are