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[two_blue]

So I did it - I bit the bullet and signed up for real.  At the very least, it'll be good for a laugh.  I thought I'd keep track of it on here, if for nothing else then you guys' entertainment.

Comments

[halfcore]

Noooo, you'll be axe-murdered! (I actually have a friend who found a man on one of these things and they got married and have kids and everything. So I hope you know what you're doing, little missy!)

[two_blue]

i shall try my hardest not to be axe murdered. Plus i read somewhere that you are most likely to be murdered by someone you already know.

[halfcore]

Well now,... who do you know that's a murderer then?

By the way, what I remember from my friend is that a lot of guys will take it personally if you happen to decide they're not right for you. They'll be like "WHY? YOU'RE JUST SHALLOW AND YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT! I HATE YOU!" So be warned!

[two_blue]

ha ha well i get that aaaall the time anyway! ha ha boys are dumb!

[halfcore]

I know right! Psh. So hey, babe, wanna go somewhere and hook up? I could be your Rome-"oh!". What up?

:D