all-time best of the worst country song titles
LoL, i found some of these quite humorous, thought i'd share... :)
1.) Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"
2.)Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord
3.)At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
4.)Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
5.)Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
6.)Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
7.)Did I Shave my Legs for This?
8.)Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
9.)Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
10.)Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
11.)Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
12.)Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
13.)How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?
14.)I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
15.)I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
16.)I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
17.)I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
18.)I Wanna Whip Your Cow
19.)I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
20.)I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me
21.)I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
22.)If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
23.)If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
24.)If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
25.)If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
26.)If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
27.)If You’re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
28.)I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
29.)m So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here
30.)I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
31.)I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
32.)I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse
33.)Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
34.)Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
35.)Legendary Chicken Fairy
36.)Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
37.)My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
38.)My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
39.)Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
40.)Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
41.)She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
42.)Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
43.)There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
44.)Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
45.)Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
46.)You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
47.)You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
48.)You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
1.) Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"
2.)Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord
3.)At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
4.)Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
5.)Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
6.)Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
7.)Did I Shave my Legs for This?
8.)Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
9.)Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
10.)Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
11.)Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
12.)Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
13.)How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?
14.)I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
15.)I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
16.)I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
17.)I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
18.)I Wanna Whip Your Cow
19.)I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
20.)I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me
21.)I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
22.)If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
23.)If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now
24.)If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
25.)If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
26.)If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
27.)If You’re Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
28.)I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
29.)m So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here
30.)I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
31.)I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
32.)I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse
33.)Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
34.)Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
35.)Legendary Chicken Fairy
36.)Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
37.)My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
38.)My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
39.)Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer
40.)Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
41.)She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
42.)Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
43.)There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
44.)Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
45.)Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
46.)You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
47.)You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
48.)You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly