Dec 10, 2005 22:15
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. Colleen
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around. Kangas
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we can do it. Me,Joey
4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. Kimmi
5. We drop our 3AM submarine sandwich on the floor (which we're eating even though we are not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. ALL OF US
6. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sooooo much. Katie and Amber W
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "oh my god! I love this song!" Me
8. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. Kangas
9. The man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher. ??
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us. KIMMI
11. Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy. Andraya
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. ALL OF US!
13. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin. Amber
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. Me Kim
15. We start every conversation with a booming, "don't take this the wrong way but..." Kangas
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. Katie
18. We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen to be standing) and take a quick nap. Brittany Drea
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly pants to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink. Kevin
20. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight. kangas, me, every girl
Me and Kangas looked at this and decided to copy Katie..it is so funny..so many memories....hahahah...Miss you katie!!!