Crossover name game 1-2

Nov 21, 2010 08:11

Previous part of the story off of xanga is at the top, followed by the new part for Livejournal at the bottom:
It's really late, at some insane hour of the night in which it should be illegal to have my brain in a Fire Pit over a philosophy paper. Why must I inflict cruel and unusual punishment for the brain? Because I have to turn this paper in 8am in the morning, and i've yet to get started, probably because I was looking at that new show hollywoodfever91 times in a row, I just can't get enough of it. There's also a bit of other things to keep me occupied, like Second Life and Autistics that will keep my mind off of work a lot longer than it needs to be sometimes...

So there I am in TheTheologiansCafe trying to work my ass off. I am finding that difficult though, because I can't help but be in awe of the room, and it's magnificent pewterroses that sit atop of the imitation fire place, which also bares the portrait of Daniella_Aalyiah_Li who wrote that heart wrenching story "SomeoneInTheWolf". Making it even harder to concentrate there were posters of that hot new model CharlieDavidson scattered along the walls. Furthermore, the table I had my laptop on had a collage on it, consisting of even more hotties... like   and . I found myself howling at it and drooling on the table.. Which I guess wasn't helping the thought some women share about men, that MEN ARE LIKE DOGS. I started wondering to myself, "ARE YOU ******* KIDDING ME?!, what type of  was this? this place could make a New_dog outta you, making you want to chew on Bambii_Dolls and .  I could imagine a grannyinboxers coming out of nowhere.. wielding magic, ready to unleash a swarm of x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x on this place, destroying it for its lustful atmosphere. Whoever built this place surely had The Desiring for Sex, because I know I did just from being in the room. Leaving this room however would be just like me saying i'm Quitting Xanga I would leave for a little while.... but i know that some mystical force would end up luring me back in. I'm realistic. I'm being completely serious about these fears of being in the room, because I know I wouldn't get a thing done that's productive, besides looking at the pics of the  esoteric_beauty and the country_princesses that's around me, giving me a lot of ambitiousdesires to be with treysongzswifey.......

......I'd rather be insidesoylntblu, and while that's a whole nother story altogether. My hormones were reaching a boiling point when x_sydnez_x walked over and  came the room. I wanted to tell her that she was theflamingrose, and I was the guy to extinguish her flames, but i'm sure that wouldn't work very well, and would probably end with  a kick to the balls for me, leaving me tempdisabled. I was staring at her, wanting to engage in some sort of conversation, but alas I was way too shy, and scared. I mean for all I know, she could be part of the apathyministry, and I do remember hearing about them leaving victoria_dead the other week on the news. She was staring at me though, her eyes looking like some sort of weird orange_paradox, like she was ready to burn a hole through my soul. While that point is debatable, one thing for sure is that I started smelling smoke coming from behind me, and then before I knew it thesirensrwailn loud and clear, it's a freakin fire alarm! So I made like  anime_addicts at a anime con trying to get to a dealers room that just opened.. and ran for it as fast as humanly possible

So I cranked that forest gump, and moved it, and by the time adrenaline wore off, I was about 2 full miles away. That trip is hardly what I would call Erotic Adventure Part One, Part Two, or Part Three if you can believe it. However though, it was a trip that involved an ladytempest nonetheless, and she was nowhere to be found after that fire, she was a  thebadmofo crazy girl, and was such lovely eye candy, but now i've ditched her and her Touch Of Isis (or gaze of Isis in this case), and  I have a new set of issues to deal with.. ..

(TO BE CONTINUED.. on Blogspot...

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