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You're going to be executed; what do you want to be your last meal?
fruit snacks, beef jerky, popcorn, gummy bears.
If you were being led to the electric chair and the executioner says "any last requests?" how do you respond to that?
i want to have sex with the olson twins and get them both pregnant so both of the babies can call my dead body "daddy".
Would you rather be burned, frozen or drowned?
drowned. i heard after ur lungs get filled up its calming. ooh or frozen, that would be neat/funny
Describe what you think heaven should be like.
a fuckin dark carnival, with everyone that lived life to the fullest. its not about sinning, its about being truthful to yourself. JUGGALO shangri la mothafucka
If you died this instant what would you regret not having done or accomplished?
beating up mr. hatheril
What place would you like to die in?
in the ghetto with all my niggas
Who will be the most upset when you die?
probably my fish, since they wouldnt have anyone to feed them.
How will people describe you at your funeral?
a crazy nigga that owes me 5 dollars
What would you want to be reincarnated as? (even if you don't believe in that)
a dinosaur..a big one, that eats people, and breathes fire
If you had to be buried, what outfit would you want to be buried in?
ide want to only have a tube sock around my spadoinker.
What music would you want to play at your funeral?
psychopathic rydas - last ride. and ac/dc - highway to hell
If you had to commit suicide how would you do it?
I wouldn't, unless my honor was compromised beyond redemption, in which case I would die by a sword.
If you had to kill someone how would you do it?
Quick and clean.
If you had to have a tombstone, what would you want on it?
Im comin back to get ya BITCH
Who do you know that has died and what did they die of?
rodney dangerfield - died cause he was too cool. christopher reeves - he was stupid and useless. marilyn monroe - MURDERED, not suicide. MURDER. jim morrison - being too sexy.
If you could talk to a dead famous person, who would it be? (and you have a translator if they speak a different language)
i would talk to jack the ripper, and tell him how cool he is, and then ide rape him.
Yes or no questions:(Though things aren't so black and white)
afraid of death? No
ever wanted to die? yes
believe in an afterlife? uhhhh...if you mean heaven and hell...yes?
ever die in your dreams? yup yup, best dreams
ever come close to dying? hahaha yeah
ever witnessed a person dying (in real life, not movies or TV)? once i saw a house on fire and i laughed.
cry at funerals? i laugh.
cry when people die in the movies? fuck no, unless i was on shrooms or somethin, or if it was so funny that im crying.
fruit snacks, beef jerky, popcorn, gummy bears.
If you were being led to the electric chair and the executioner says "any last requests?" how do you respond to that?
i want to have sex with the olson twins and get them both pregnant so both of the babies can call my dead body "daddy".
Would you rather be burned, frozen or drowned?
drowned. i heard after ur lungs get filled up its calming. ooh or frozen, that would be neat/funny
Describe what you think heaven should be like.
a fuckin dark carnival, with everyone that lived life to the fullest. its not about sinning, its about being truthful to yourself. JUGGALO shangri la mothafucka
If you died this instant what would you regret not having done or accomplished?
beating up mr. hatheril
What place would you like to die in?
in the ghetto with all my niggas
Who will be the most upset when you die?
probably my fish, since they wouldnt have anyone to feed them.
How will people describe you at your funeral?
a crazy nigga that owes me 5 dollars
What would you want to be reincarnated as? (even if you don't believe in that)
a dinosaur..a big one, that eats people, and breathes fire
If you had to be buried, what outfit would you want to be buried in?
ide want to only have a tube sock around my spadoinker.
What music would you want to play at your funeral?
psychopathic rydas - last ride. and ac/dc - highway to hell
If you had to commit suicide how would you do it?
I wouldn't, unless my honor was compromised beyond redemption, in which case I would die by a sword.
If you had to kill someone how would you do it?
Quick and clean.
If you had to have a tombstone, what would you want on it?
Im comin back to get ya BITCH
Who do you know that has died and what did they die of?
rodney dangerfield - died cause he was too cool. christopher reeves - he was stupid and useless. marilyn monroe - MURDERED, not suicide. MURDER. jim morrison - being too sexy.
If you could talk to a dead famous person, who would it be? (and you have a translator if they speak a different language)
i would talk to jack the ripper, and tell him how cool he is, and then ide rape him.
Yes or no questions:(Though things aren't so black and white)
afraid of death? No
ever wanted to die? yes
believe in an afterlife? uhhhh...if you mean heaven and hell...yes?
ever die in your dreams? yup yup, best dreams
ever come close to dying? hahaha yeah
ever witnessed a person dying (in real life, not movies or TV)? once i saw a house on fire and i laughed.
cry at funerals? i laugh.
cry when people die in the movies? fuck no, unless i was on shrooms or somethin, or if it was so funny that im crying.